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heckinahandbag.bsky.social
@heckinahandbag.bsky.social
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Democrats, after seeing a guy whose job was to train DHS agents post a PoV video of him murdering a random mom: "Obviously we need to give ICE more money for training and bodycams"
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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there's a link in the replies but the long and short of it is: it's zinc chloride, which can basically cause heavy metal toxicity that can cause permanent respiratory damage as well as liver damage.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Hey we heard you have executive dysfunction so we created a giant bureaucratic maze and we're gonna put your executive dysfunction meds at the end of it. maybe.
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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Lmao
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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F456.1.2
Actions
of knockers.
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Me: The Jason Statham standout to me is Snatch
GF: Don't talk about Jason Statham's boypussy like that
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Predicting that the primary use for all these AI data centers in the near future is going to be government mass surveillance because it's the one domain where neither expense nor accuracy actually matters.
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The sentient plant from Tau Ceti IV watching in horror as I bake a potato: "You cook them alive????"
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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where my 1990s mac gamers at
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I'm a podcast.
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Cock Lez-gnar
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Got double vaxxed today, covid+flu. I can feel the symptoms coming on. Praying that I experience the type of delirium that makes me good at posting, but in my heart I fear I lack the poster's spark.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
when you see a border
They're really out here defending dirt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
everyone's always like "your ass is trapped in samsara" and "you are never escaping the cycle" well maybe i like it here, ever think of that? why would i wanna escape, all my fetters are here
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Itinerary for a winter's night in with the homies
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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look around your room. see how many cups you have that you haven't brought back to the kitchen. what does this mean? that's right: you don't have nearly enough cups. go get more cups.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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H1301.1.3
Hero visits all islands
to see if
he can find woman
to rival wife's beauty.
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The post-Love-Honk movement continues to evolve
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcut...
Car Alarm (extended reprise)
YouTube video by pat’s soundhouse
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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When you can’t remember which Tom is of Maine or of Finland
Every once in a while I feel a little adrift—until I remember to check the extremely normal covers of My Life, My Way, a Japanese gay magazine published from 1977-1982.
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Video Head Cleaner
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Thinking once again about the Western Kentucky Lady Toppers
October 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Do I have any t guy mutuals and, if so, where do you get your shoes? Trying to find a size 7 is a fucking nightmare
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lowkey fish the way I just impaled myself on a hook after being attracted to a lure
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM