Thierry Ennui
@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
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Former minor Twitter personality, current nobody
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heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
People giving Yankees fans shit for leaving a playoff game early don’t understand that their dads who gave them their jobs act like total dicks when they show up to work after 10:30
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Tom Wilson’s on pace to score 100 goals
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pattymo.com
Good god he’s going Tetsuo Mode
fintwitter.bsky.social
Trump: plans to incorporate deceased individuals
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Belichick to Liberty, let’s get weird
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
All Belichick’s bullshit for decades and then he immediately quits because he’s scared of the University of California Golden Bears
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Hard to imagine Bill Belichick being weird and distant, are you sure we are talking about the same guy
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Belichick's communication with his staff in the past two weeks has been described as "weird" and "distant" by multiple members of UNC's coaching staff. Multiple coaches were unable to get hold of him during UNC's bye week
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
i said don't tread on ME, not don't tread on YOU
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
And screws up plans for like 150 other people! I mean obviously the guy is a huge asshole but seems like an insane overreaction.
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Everything about this is insane
kashhill.bsky.social
This is absolutely wild. I’m on a cross country flight. We are being diverted midway through to Denver. The reason? Some dude is sitting in the exit row who didn’t pay the $155 fee and he refuses to move back to his seat.
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
[cracking tab on 5th High Life can of the day]
You said it brother, sobriety stinks
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dirte.net
dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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mikeduncan.bsky.social
All brought to you by the same group that in a previous episode staged a riot inside the national capital to disrupt and prevent the legal transfer of power to their political rivals after losing an election
resnikoff.bsky.social
I know it’s easy to get inured to this stuff but imagine a podcast ep where @mikeduncan.bsky.social is telling you about this happening in some other country at the same time that a crisis in parliament has shut down the national budget.
andycraig.bsky.social
Presidents have federalized a state's own Guard to use over its objection, most famously desegregation. And sometimes regular military has been used. But taking one state's soldiers and putting them in another state? This is a completely unprecedented breakdown of what the Union fundamentally is.
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Joe Biden was still President THIS YEAR
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bakoon.bsky.social
this bong rip is for you boys. cheers on the frameworks
nature.com
BREAKING: The Nobel Prize in Chemistry has been awarded to Susumu Kitagawa, Richard Robson and Omar M. Yaghi “for the development of metal-organic frameworks”

Stay tuned for more.
#NobelPrize
A Nobel medal
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
Hope the Jays hang 20 and Vladdy plants the maple leaf in center field like Baker Mayfield
jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social
Yankees fans boo the Canadian National Anthem
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
Jimmy Stewart playing Nintendo 64
rajandelman.bsky.social
Pablo Picasso watching Mary Tyler Moore
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
There’s a chance Helen Keller knew the Packers won 2 Super Bowls
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
LRT: Sports stories about bad seasons are often way more interesting and revealing. Eg “A Season on the Brink” would have been way less interesting if it had covered one of Knight’s title winning teams. A documentary about how Belichick deals with failure could have been super interesting!
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santelli.bsky.social
I'm not saying anything new, but we've got to stop referring to these kinds of sports content projects as "documentaries."

This UNC incident is just further proof that almost all of them are PR plays taking on a form similar to documentaries.
heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
is it too late to go back to the acc
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mattufford.bsky.social
I have been living this tweet almost every weekday for roughly eight years now. I have survived their tics and peccadillos only to see them develop new ones. there is not a method or chart I haven’t tried to end this madness.

no solution, no reinforcements. my youngest is nine.
mattufford.bsky.social
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been