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It’s incredibly funny people flipped out about a guy running the most standard ass municipal government policy playbook imaginable.
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Mr. Penischev, piss on my balls
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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what about all the times hitler jerked off
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Effectively there is no *one* person performing the duties of President of the United States right now. We are in an interregnum with an occupied throne.
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Reminder that it's lk counterrevolutionary to hate on that weird cranbury stuff that retains the shape of the can.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Another consequence of the Supreme Court's hypocritical right wing activist decisions: protesters are allowed to physically block access to abortion providers, harass & abuse women seeking healthcare there for any reason, but this isnt allowed of protestors anywhere else for any other reason
Embattled reproductive healthcare providers and patients in the US are already dealing with unprecedented harassment and intimidation. The resurgence of blockades as a tactic carries significant potential for radicalizing participants to violence.
Antiabortion Militants Open Training Facility in Memphis, Aim to Restart Large-Scale Clinic Blockades
As FACE enforcement collapses, anti abortion groups are gearing up to launch a new wave of coordinated clinic blockades.
msmagazine.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When a really bland dating profile says they love to travel is that just class signaling

Like how can you see every corner of the earth and still be extremely boring
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
an STD where it's ants
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.

My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I keep having weed dreams
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A motorcycle rider of a mobile HIV testing team is my dream job.
Worked like a dog today as part of this handsome mobile lab team. Felt great. We gave HIV tests to 86 sex workers, got 3 poz, 6 inconclusive & 77 neg results. Got the 3 into care & about 60 of the 77 neg onto PrEP! Also gave PEP, antibiotics, condoms & lube to 200+ sex workers. A successful day.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
More like the Poo Dork Times
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you work at a sperm bank are you allowed to call it cum or do you think that's against the rules.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There should be a telling women they are beautiful in their instagram reel comments olympics
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
People born after 9/11 trying to have opinions
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
JR: The Penis Hand of Darkness

NR: Penis Rising
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM