Hermetic Crab
@hermetic-crab.bsky.social
Hermeticism & Fantasy Enthusiast - Amateur Editor
Please, call me by your pronouns.
Please, call me by your pronouns.
I genuinely get really sad when I see fantasy/sci-fi be treated as inherently lesser than contemporary or historical fiction. Why does writing about the Real World make the work more serious and superior. Who decided that. I'm frowning. You made me frown
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I genuinely get really sad when I see fantasy/sci-fi be treated as inherently lesser than contemporary or historical fiction. Why does writing about the Real World make the work more serious and superior. Who decided that. I'm frowning. You made me frown
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In case I wasn’t clear…
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In case I wasn’t clear…
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Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
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#TrueTVFacts
Breaking Bad was originally going to be a heartwarming story where Walter White truly connects with his family after his diagnosis. Everybody in the room was surprised when Bryan Cranston started cooking meth on-set, and it worked so well they decided to run with it.
Breaking Bad was originally going to be a heartwarming story where Walter White truly connects with his family after his diagnosis. Everybody in the room was surprised when Bryan Cranston started cooking meth on-set, and it worked so well they decided to run with it.
July 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#TrueTVFacts
Breaking Bad was originally going to be a heartwarming story where Walter White truly connects with his family after his diagnosis. Everybody in the room was surprised when Bryan Cranston started cooking meth on-set, and it worked so well they decided to run with it.
Breaking Bad was originally going to be a heartwarming story where Walter White truly connects with his family after his diagnosis. Everybody in the room was surprised when Bryan Cranston started cooking meth on-set, and it worked so well they decided to run with it.
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The last few days have been pretty hectic but I think the Mario Kart video will be still be done before Bananza comes out, hobbling past that finish line.
Also I'm worried what the Youtube comments will be when it finally goes up there, this is the gayest video yet
Also I'm worried what the Youtube comments will be when it finally goes up there, this is the gayest video yet
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The last few days have been pretty hectic but I think the Mario Kart video will be still be done before Bananza comes out, hobbling past that finish line.
Also I'm worried what the Youtube comments will be when it finally goes up there, this is the gayest video yet
Also I'm worried what the Youtube comments will be when it finally goes up there, this is the gayest video yet
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There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
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Colour study 2
Actually original below👇
Actually original below👇
June 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Colour study 2
Actually original below👇
Actually original below👇
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all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
June 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
all the worst people are sad tonight and i just think thats neat
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This is a fucking outrage.
June 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is a fucking outrage.
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Another Columbo portrait. From this week in 2021.
June 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Another Columbo portrait. From this week in 2021.
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
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The Wizard
Owllog.bigcartel.com
#darkart #spookyart #horrorart #art #artist #ttrpg #wizard #solottrpg #darkfantasy #oc #deathanxiety #horror #scary #buymyart
Owllog.bigcartel.com
#darkart #spookyart #horrorart #art #artist #ttrpg #wizard #solottrpg #darkfantasy #oc #deathanxiety #horror #scary #buymyart
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Really poignant piece of street art from artist TopZ out of Seattle!
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THIS IS A WARNING!
Spoiler-y track names for the new chapters have LEAKED thanks to ASCAP's repertory.
If you were planning on hunkering down from fandom spaces when the new chapters dropped, now is a good time to do it. I already got spoiled.
Be careful!
#DELTARUNE
Spoiler-y track names for the new chapters have LEAKED thanks to ASCAP's repertory.
If you were planning on hunkering down from fandom spaces when the new chapters dropped, now is a good time to do it. I already got spoiled.
Be careful!
#DELTARUNE
June 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
THIS IS A WARNING!
Spoiler-y track names for the new chapters have LEAKED thanks to ASCAP's repertory.
If you were planning on hunkering down from fandom spaces when the new chapters dropped, now is a good time to do it. I already got spoiled.
Be careful!
#DELTARUNE
Spoiler-y track names for the new chapters have LEAKED thanks to ASCAP's repertory.
If you were planning on hunkering down from fandom spaces when the new chapters dropped, now is a good time to do it. I already got spoiled.
Be careful!
#DELTARUNE
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I ordered this on eBay because I've seen it mentioned enough as utterly essentially and uhh question how do you read a book this big what the fuck
IT HAS DOUBLE COLUMNS
IT HAS DOUBLE COLUMNS
May 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I ordered this on eBay because I've seen it mentioned enough as utterly essentially and uhh question how do you read a book this big what the fuck
IT HAS DOUBLE COLUMNS
IT HAS DOUBLE COLUMNS
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absolutely insane first day already since the new vid came out. i was not expecting it to do super well tbh cause i was sure TDT was just a lucky Fluke, but it's already doing about as well as part 3 did after its first 24 hours.
thank you all sm as always for the support <3
thank you all sm as always for the support <3
June 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
absolutely insane first day already since the new vid came out. i was not expecting it to do super well tbh cause i was sure TDT was just a lucky Fluke, but it's already doing about as well as part 3 did after its first 24 hours.
thank you all sm as always for the support <3
thank you all sm as always for the support <3
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if you read this and think that i am angry at the human people who treated me at my most vulnerable that's a bad faith read. you're a little too defensive pal
May 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if you read this and think that i am angry at the human people who treated me at my most vulnerable that's a bad faith read. you're a little too defensive pal
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all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
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What radicalized you?
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What radicalized you?
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chatGPT must be destroyed.
May 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
chatGPT must be destroyed.
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7 internal autistic experiences I wish more people understood...
(These are not universal but extremely common)
1. We rarely meet people with the same interests and struggle to find things to talk about with them
(These are not universal but extremely common)
1. We rarely meet people with the same interests and struggle to find things to talk about with them
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
7 internal autistic experiences I wish more people understood...
(These are not universal but extremely common)
1. We rarely meet people with the same interests and struggle to find things to talk about with them
(These are not universal but extremely common)
1. We rarely meet people with the same interests and struggle to find things to talk about with them
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?