Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

the fuck you even doin if your distinctions don’t be dubious

very bad day for Alberta democracy.
And there have been a lot of bad days recently.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

while i agree with some of the points made by r.e.m. (end of the world as we know it) i disagree with others (feel fine)

Classic Alberta headline

Johnny Cash (in 2003): p-please can I have my medicine? I’m sick real bad…
Rick Rubin: I told you old man! Not till you record a cover of “In the Meantime” by Spacehog!

"Alberta’s irresponsible decision to set taxes so low we can’t keep the lights on when the price of oil drops is a choice."

David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

roses are red / violets are blue
who let the dogs out / who who who who

It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.

[bing crosby voice] 🎶 have yourself an existential crisis

For the last time, infinity is a concept, not a number you can’t multiply how much you love me by infinity

My 5 year old: (punches me directly in the dick)

i appreciate how there had to be a first instance where one guy was playing guitar and another guy thought “this would be like a really good time to yell a poem”