Isaac
@ibex95.bsky.social
Roving history geek, crazed representative of the UNCA Bulldogs, the only bulldogs relevant in college athletics
New recession indicator: a smooth grocery store trip the day before Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New recession indicator: a smooth grocery store trip the day before Thanksgiving
"They say you won't survive a quarter in Yippsilanti. This man is trying to find out what happens to those young men. This season on Serial."
The color analyst for the WMU/EMU game is a retired detective with the Orlando PD who now specializes in cold cases?!?
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Rene Ingoglia
Rene Ingoglia is a college football analyst, calling games each week of the season across ESPN platforms. He joined ESPN in the 2010 season and has steadily increased his presence across ESPN’s overal...
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November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"They say you won't survive a quarter in Yippsilanti. This man is trying to find out what happens to those young men. This season on Serial."
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created Charlie Brown?
No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering, Charlie Brown.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created Charlie Brown?
In proof that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philly with Alabama in the middle....
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
In proof that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philly with Alabama in the middle....
When I worked at home depot, legitimately one of the big complaints on the tragier pellet smokers were spouses figuring out that the other half didn't need to sit and drink beer next to the grill all day. Just seems like a connected problem
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When I worked at home depot, legitimately one of the big complaints on the tragier pellet smokers were spouses figuring out that the other half didn't need to sit and drink beer next to the grill all day. Just seems like a connected problem
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🎶Heading down south to the land of the pines
I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights🎶
I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🎶Heading down south to the land of the pines
I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights🎶
I'm thumbing my way into North Caroline
Staring up the road and pray to God I see headlights🎶
🎶Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boooots
And ruined your black tie affair 🎶
I showed up in boooots
And ruined your black tie affair 🎶
Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
🎶Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up in boooots
And ruined your black tie affair 🎶
I showed up in boooots
And ruined your black tie affair 🎶
So I was sleep deprived and my sibling was talking about the JFK assassination, but kept talking about John Fortnight Kennedys head just did that. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't find Fitzgerald to save my life and it might be the angriest I've been in a while.
It’s crazy that 62 years after the JFK assassination we still haven’t solved the mystery of what “JFK” stood for
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
So I was sleep deprived and my sibling was talking about the JFK assassination, but kept talking about John Fortnight Kennedys head just did that. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't find Fitzgerald to save my life and it might be the angriest I've been in a while.
I'm learning a lot about people on the internet today by which college football job MTG gets. At least A&M isn't open
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm learning a lot about people on the internet today by which college football job MTG gets. At least A&M isn't open
Fun fact, this is where the Guinness record book comes from
Get you a saloon that has the Encyclopedia Brittanica to settle bar fights.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fun fact, this is where the Guinness record book comes from
The better half is a teacher, and I think me reading this headline is the closest she's come to throttling me
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The better half is a teacher, and I think me reading this headline is the closest she's come to throttling me
Edge case maybe but Anthony Bordains Kitchen Confidential or Glock by Paul Barrett.
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Edge case maybe but Anthony Bordains Kitchen Confidential or Glock by Paul Barrett.
Me llama desde Miamiiiiiiiii
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me llama desde Miamiiiiiiiii
I've been robbed many times in Asheville, but mostly that's forgetting that LuAnnes is overpriced and some breweries are bad at labeling beers. Plus the dogs regularly trying to kill me.
I will take your "I can't believe someone is afraid of Charlotte" discourse, and raise you "guy in facebook comments afraid of Asheville"
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I've been robbed many times in Asheville, but mostly that's forgetting that LuAnnes is overpriced and some breweries are bad at labeling beers. Plus the dogs regularly trying to kill me.
Im sorry but is the mans plan for prison abolition "Spring trap from five nights at Freddy's" people on bail?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Im sorry but is the mans plan for prison abolition "Spring trap from five nights at Freddy's" people on bail?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In unrelated news, Anthony Horowitz has never seen From Russia With Love
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
In unrelated news, Anthony Horowitz has never seen From Russia With Love
This is a soft launch for a super market sweep reboot and I'm here for it
Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size https://theonion.com/coca-cola-introduces-new-30-liter-size-1819564066/
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is a soft launch for a super market sweep reboot and I'm here for it
So guess who found out that College Students present: Shrek the musical was three hours? Especially with the talents of the "we can't find anyone who can hit a high note" players
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
So guess who found out that College Students present: Shrek the musical was three hours? Especially with the talents of the "we can't find anyone who can hit a high note" players
My future in laws in a musical and man this theater is built on TONAL DISSONANCE. unless Threads is a prequel to Shrek.....
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My future in laws in a musical and man this theater is built on TONAL DISSONANCE. unless Threads is a prequel to Shrek.....
Thinking about baseball, it's gone mainstream
This is wild: Bluesky says at least 3% of all posts made on November 1 -- Game 7 of the World Series -- were about baseball. bsky.social/about/blog/1...
The World Series Was Electric — So Was Bluesky - Bluesky
“How can you not be romantic about baseball?” — Moneyball 2011
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November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thinking about baseball, it's gone mainstream
I don't know what unspeakable acts they do at the Denver Airport, but I think God is responding
And it is official Paul DePodesta becomes the Rockies new president of baseball operations after being with the Browns the last 10 years
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I don't know what unspeakable acts they do at the Denver Airport, but I think God is responding
Well I didn't expect to be called out by a randomizer bot
Fellas, is it idealistic to log off?
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Well I didn't expect to be called out by a randomizer bot
UNC ASHEVILLE, our beloved dogs didn't win on opening day. @ witchita state
Pros: ran with them, kept up until the end on rebounds, only lost by 10 ish.
Cons: shooting percentage not great.
Pros: ran with them, kept up until the end on rebounds, only lost by 10 ish.
Cons: shooting percentage not great.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
UNC ASHEVILLE, our beloved dogs didn't win on opening day. @ witchita state
Pros: ran with them, kept up until the end on rebounds, only lost by 10 ish.
Cons: shooting percentage not great.
Pros: ran with them, kept up until the end on rebounds, only lost by 10 ish.
Cons: shooting percentage not great.
Okay I know it's week one for maction, but come on ESPN. I don't think Miami went 0-3 in the non conference because their offense was off script. I think its whisky Rutgers UNLV half of it
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Okay I know it's week one for maction, but come on ESPN. I don't think Miami went 0-3 in the non conference because their offense was off script. I think its whisky Rutgers UNLV half of it