Illest Blanche
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this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
January 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible
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The most pathetic man alive.
President Trump is keeping the Nobel Peace Prize medal presented to him by its recipient, Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-mee...
Trump accepts Nobel Peace Prize medal from Venezuelan opposition leader Machado
President Donald Trump met with Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado at the White House Thursday, where she said she presented him with her Nobel medal.
abcnews.go.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The most pathetic man alive.
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I honestly believed everyone understood that Conald outed himself at the Ford plant. But comments make me wonder, so here’s a cartoon to make it clear.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I honestly believed everyone understood that Conald outed himself at the Ford plant. But comments make me wonder, so here’s a cartoon to make it clear.
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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The Unredacted Epstein Files because PDF is an hilarious file format joshwho.net/EpsteinList/...
joshwho.net
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Unredacted Epstein Files because PDF is an hilarious file format joshwho.net/EpsteinList/...
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“Disney is investing $1 Billion into Sora”
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Disney is investing $1 Billion into Sora”
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
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2 weeks left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
unofficial backup in case they don't extend it again and you're late: buff.ly/sRoUywK
unofficial backup in case they don't extend it again and you're late: buff.ly/sRoUywK
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
2 weeks left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
unofficial backup in case they don't extend it again and you're late: buff.ly/sRoUywK
unofficial backup in case they don't extend it again and you're late: buff.ly/sRoUywK
Gonna take extra care putting up the John Cena ornament this year! 🫡
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Gonna take extra care putting up the John Cena ornament this year! 🫡
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Hey all,
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
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The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.