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I'm into BTS and ass whooping, and BTS is FREE. she/her.

https://kickthebeat.carrd.co/
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NBA: Knicks/wherever Russ is
NFL: absolutely not
NHL: is there a team NOT harboring a sex pest?! THAT ONE. is it Vegas?
College: UNC
MLB: YANKEES accidental capslock but it's approp, I'm leaving it
WNBA: ALL OF THEM Mercury and Aces
EPL: City
NWSL: Courage I GUESS
MLS: Charlotte FC
NBA: Wherever Jrue Holiday is
NFL: Wherever Xavier Legette is
NHL: Gritty (RIP Atlanta Thrashers)
College: South Carolina Gamecocks forever
MLB: Braves and Phillies (i'm an enigma)
WNBA: Aces (or wherever A'ja Wilson is)
Soccer: I don't know her
NBA: Magic
NFL: Jaguars
NHL: Panthers
College: UCF
MLB: Braves
WNBA: Dream
Soccer: Fulham
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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“In every friend group, there’s one person whom the other friends keep a separate text channel to complain about. Now imagine if that friend had a video-sex affair with the nation’s leading vaccine denier.”

👨🏻‍🍳 💋
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Here is a list (updated Oct 2025) of libraries who offer cards to non-residents.

I checked my library (non-resident cards available) and 2 of Krista's books are available as an ebook.

And if the library doesn't have the book you want, you can request they acquire it!
Libraries for Non-Residents: Hacks Every Reader Needs
Resources to expand library access to those who don't have it -- your guide to libraries for non-residents and digital libraries with non-resident borrowing privileges.
www.9thstreetbooks.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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hook the beam up to a stationary bike and let russ power it
death, taxes, russell westbrook revenge games
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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man, shut the fuck up www.wired.com/story/the-cl...
The Climate Impact of Owning a Dog
My dog contributes to climate change. I love him anyway.
www.wired.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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sometimes people like a stream that
leave you meets a boulder
🤝
halfway through the wood
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I was looking at protest photos from NC and if this isn’t the shadiest, most southern ass sign… I love you, Durham!
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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This is a production.

10/10 😭😭😭

THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I continue to be jealous my dog cannot read
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving

web.archive.org/web/20201117...
Issue #14: Cold-Oven Thanksgiving Turkey
= Hello! I recently tweeted a bare-bones method for roasting a perfect Thanksgiving turkey in a cold oven, and many people had lots of questions. =
web.archive.org
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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this meeting could have been a blessed silence
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this sweetheart is in Durham so if any of my local NC darlings are interested or could even just share this, it would be lovely, this looks like a darling BABY
Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
babes, this is the fucking dream
MS. BethAnn!!! Come on!!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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with all due respect to danny green, i would like the cavs to stay nice
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
someone in this house is extremely congested and singing Just Around The Booger Bend ~~~~ and it is not me
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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In Raleigh...
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The thing is… old white men love to talk about themselves

You don’t have to sleep with them
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM