Bluebottle
@isihacbb.bsky.social
Chronically ill crafter who sleeps a lot. 1 dog, 2 cats, 3 daughters.
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
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This screenshot of Elite is 23 kilobytes. The entire game was 22 kilobytes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This screenshot of Elite is 23 kilobytes. The entire game was 22 kilobytes.
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Really powerful response to the Bondi Beach shootings from @alicefraser.bsky.social
youtu.be/YAqq1NDZ0Ok?...
youtu.be/YAqq1NDZ0Ok?...
Rage Bait Bugle - Bugle 4363
YouTube video by The Bugle
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December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Really powerful response to the Bondi Beach shootings from @alicefraser.bsky.social
youtu.be/YAqq1NDZ0Ok?...
youtu.be/YAqq1NDZ0Ok?...
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“Mewling quim”
In a universe of superheroes, be Loki.
In a universe of superheroes, be Loki.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“Mewling quim”
In a universe of superheroes, be Loki.
In a universe of superheroes, be Loki.
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You've heard of The Elf on the Shelf...
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You've heard of The Elf on the Shelf...
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Mum finally got The Muff Liquor
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mum finally got The Muff Liquor
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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God rest ye, merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Isaac Newton was born on Christmas Day
In an inertial frame of reference, F=ma
Oh tidings of motion and force
Motion and force
Oh tidings of motion and force
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Isaac Newton was born on Christmas Day
In an inertial frame of reference, F=ma
Oh tidings of motion and force
Motion and force
Oh tidings of motion and force
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
God rest ye, merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Isaac Newton was born on Christmas Day
In an inertial frame of reference, F=ma
Oh tidings of motion and force
Motion and force
Oh tidings of motion and force
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Isaac Newton was born on Christmas Day
In an inertial frame of reference, F=ma
Oh tidings of motion and force
Motion and force
Oh tidings of motion and force
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“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“ The daughter of a well known conservative operative , whose paper did not answer the topic at hand and had a carefully planned media campaign , had a trans instructor fired for grading a paper according to the agreed upon rubric”
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Back in Jersey for Xmas & the parish Nativity did not disappoint…
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Back in Jersey for Xmas & the parish Nativity did not disappoint…
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
Number of off-colour references to Epstein, Andrew, Trump & Israel: lots
Number of legally actionable jokes abt local politicians: 1 v gd unrepeatable one
Shepherds: Drunk
Wise Men: Drunker
Audience walk outs: 3
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
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Can you even call yourself a proper parent if you don’t spend the entire time when your family are opening presents on Christmas Day hovering around them on high alert with a bin bag to instantly gather up the discarded wrapping paper.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Can you even call yourself a proper parent if you don’t spend the entire time when your family are opening presents on Christmas Day hovering around them on high alert with a bin bag to instantly gather up the discarded wrapping paper.
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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Merry Christmas!
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Big thank you to all the people working through Christmas looking after everyone
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Big thank you to all the people working through Christmas looking after everyone
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, now has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, now has a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
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In case Christmas isn't a happy time for you or someone you know. Please share
December 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In case Christmas isn't a happy time for you or someone you know. Please share
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it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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I have so much respect
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have so much respect
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First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
First time my mum went to my dad's parents house she noticed my granddad had a party hat on. Seemed odd as there was no party.
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
"Why is he wearing that?" she asked my dad later.
"It's because he's so forgetful," said my dad. "My mum makes him wear it every time he's switched the immersion heater on."
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The tipping and tapping on top of the roof,
The swish of a sleigh and the stomp of a hoof,
As the squeals and the snorts echo out through the night
We know that the Hogfather's started his flight.
The swish of a sleigh and the stomp of a hoof,
As the squeals and the snorts echo out through the night
We know that the Hogfather's started his flight.
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The tipping and tapping on top of the roof,
The swish of a sleigh and the stomp of a hoof,
As the squeals and the snorts echo out through the night
We know that the Hogfather's started his flight.
The swish of a sleigh and the stomp of a hoof,
As the squeals and the snorts echo out through the night
We know that the Hogfather's started his flight.
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