Javier Riera
itmejaviri.bsky.social
Javier Riera
@itmejaviri.bsky.social
Master's in Communication Sciences & Disorders. Visitor of all 50 states 🇺🇸
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i’m a believer in the whole malcolm gladwell 10,000 hours thing ever since I became an expert in smoking weed on the floor with my dog
January 4, 2024 at 4:22 AM
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The Godfather
January 4, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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🎶Marreese Navidad🎶
December 24, 2023 at 10:21 PM
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I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
May 10, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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Since they're gonna start moving on Monday, here goes

Ohtani - Dodgers
Soto - Yanks
Bellinger - Yanks
Yamamoto - Mets
Snell - Rangers
Hader - Cubs
Soler - Mets
Matt Chapman - Red Sox
Candelario - Jays
Tommy Pham - Tigers
Jung Ho Lee - Mariners
December 1, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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"Your ideas are radical" Bro, I just want everyone to have food, water, shelter and healthcare
August 11, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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Sources say his plan was to drive one off the lot
December 1, 2023 at 10:34 PM
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[on a call with my therapist]

THERAPIST: Are you okay?

ME: [pouring dry cereal & milk into my mouth so that I am a human cereal bowl] Yeah, why?

THERAPIST: Your webcam is on
June 15, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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August 19, 2023 at 12:42 AM
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August 19, 2023 at 2:51 AM
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You: Wracked by the pain of cognitive dissonance
Me: Calmly mentally rotating all the contradictory things I believe
August 19, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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I'll take "wage increases have been far outpaced by the cost of living" for $800, Ken
August 19, 2023 at 2:41 AM
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Chicken Parm Sandwich Noticer
August 19, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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Every third post on mycology reddit is a photo of a shitload of mushrooms growing out of a wet carpet captioned “Is this bad?”
August 19, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
August 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM
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Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
August 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM