Henry
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Henry
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Next Microsoft product meeting:

“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Please can we not normalise this kind of language on here?
How often do you have a Fry's Turkish delight?

I have one every 3 years.
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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How often do you have a Fry's Turkish delight?

I have one every 3 years.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Checks like “who is this bloke”
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Big presence on the beaches of Normandy in 1944 too.
From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Seal Team 6 has retrieved and destroyed the pee tape. Go go go
1. BREAKING

President Trump will announce a new plan to arm Ukraine on Monday that is expected to include offensive weapons.

Sending offensive weapons would be a major shift for Trump, who had until recently been at pains to say he would provide only defensive weapons.
Trump to announce "aggressive" Ukraine weapons plan
"Trump is really pissed at Putin. His announcement tomorrow is going to be very aggressive."
bit.ly
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I think "fear of strangers" is a pretty fundamental impulse, deep down inside everyone, and modernity means you are virtually exposed to a thousand times more people every day than your great-great-grandparents would have met all year. This has driven a very large minority of people insane.
Saying that Dems fucked up on messaging immigration (they did) also needs to take into context that every other Western nation is grappling with people being extremely fucking mad about immigrants.
August 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My baseless thesis is that for a lot of the people involved, being derided as a creepy weirdo with disgusting ideas in college was the first time privilege didn't protect them from negative experiences, and that's why decadeds later they treat college campus "cancel culture" as some massive threat.
July 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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The 5 stages of grieving, UK edition
May 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Dug a grave for my elderly neighbour’s deceased Jack Russell. Unearthed a length of wire fencing in the process which sprung up and lacerated my face.
Tried to shut a door, accidentally kicked a cushion between the door and the doorframe as it closed, door bounced off cushion, hit me in the face
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?

Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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If anyone knows this family, they’re in block 531 probably row 32 I’d really love them to get this picture #cpfc
May 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Like the famous saying goes, give them an inch, and they say thank you very much for the inch, it's a lovely inch, I will not ask for any more inches now www.thetimes.com/article/3339...
I abhor Reform but they’re right on one thing
Leaving the ECHR would let us keep a liberal immigration policy — and keep Farage’s party out
www.thetimes.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A primary school teacher of mine in the 90s described beige as “Skin colour - sorry, English skin colour”.
I cannot even say the compound slur I once heard a white girl being called in the 90s for or having what were perceived to be non-white features.
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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'Early Morning, Muswell Hill' (2017) by Nessie Ramm
nessieramm.co.uk
April 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Either he's innocent, or he's a BLOODY good actor:
April 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Bluesky is 90% people replying ‘Not funny’ to posts by The Onion.
March 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Who's at right back?
Trippier
*playing a theremin* Who's at right back?
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
March 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Shit, that’s me!
March 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oooff
Ronald Reagan, Normandy, 6 June 1984.
March 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
@ofalafel.bsky.social Why did the crusaders keep going back to the Holy Land?
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Here's today's blog with a preview of tonight's game, and an explanation as to why Arseblog and Arseblog News will no longer post content to Twitter.

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January 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM