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December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my dad was never into car culture or anything but for some reason i remember there being a sticker of this character on his bench press in our garage when i was a child.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is where I service my podracer
texaco, sapulpa, oklahoma, 1979
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard.

But now…
✅ We can’t cook.
✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽.
✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
August 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
fantastic individual effort there
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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One of the best uses of Roman-numeral suffixes ever
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
just said hi to a random NPC on my game and he goes “yes, yes, you’re very friendly” and I feel like that’s a meta personal attack on me by the developers
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I like when a streaming service has limited original content so the “For You” is just pushing anything they’ve ever made. They should really call it “For Us”
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).

Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Ken Jennings Player-Manager
Been watching more Jeopardy! recently and:
1. It’s hilarious and absurd they even tried making someone other than Ken Jennings the host after Trebek
2. Ken’s great as host but I wish like once a month he’d roll up his sleeves and hop in the game for a round, see if he’s still got it
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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lol this rocks

taking my children to see the nativity mural painted on the olde drugstore facade downtown and accidentally giving them PTSD from a hieronymous bosch version of rudolph getting eaten by elves
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM