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Geoff Johnston
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..But Now I'm Middle aged

Los Gringos Locos will be avenged!
You will be visited by three spirits #ajpw #wrestlesky
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits… who have such sights to show you
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Last working day of the year
a man with a beard is smiling and says do it
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and says do it
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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The jump scare at the very end of Paranormal Activity. You can hear a pin drop, IT HAPPENS, dude a few rows begins me booms out with NAW FUCK THAT and it was the tension release we all needed. We were in hysterics.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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KEEP OUT (1972): A masterclass in shocking minimalism, this 15 second PIF warning kids of the dangers of messing about by train tracks leaves its horrors to the imagination. I have vivid memories of this one popping up during kid's shows on ITV!
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Perhaps the BBC could offer Trump one of his beloved deals: they'll apologise for broadcasting sections of his speech, if he apologises for trying to overthrow an election, lying about the result, pressuring election officials, urging a crowd to "fight like hell" & pardoning those who did just that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.

Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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On Barry Davies’ birthday, let’s remember some of the finest football commentary of all time.

Dennis Bergkamp.

France 98.

Poetry.
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
just read the phrase "steadily-darkening world" in an article. Yep.
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I can’t find the lie in this.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Why does every new entry in the Alien franchise focus on the Android angle rather than the cosmic horror? Its madding. #AlienEarth
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM