just found out there was a medieval italian guy called bartolomeo coglioni which means "bartholomew balls" and his coat of arms was three pairs of balls and his war cry was "coglia! coglia! coglia!" which means "balls! balls! balls!"

Limewire Wrapped:

1) gin-and-juice-phish-cover-(not-actually-phish).mp3
2) unplayable_file.wav
3) ignition-remix.flac (also unplayable)
4) of-mice-men-spark-notes-chp-4.txt
5) OARCRAZYGAMEOFPOKER.mp3

tell it to earth

sorry i haven't been posting much. it's just if i look at or read or hear or encounter or think about absolutely anything in the whole world i immediately go insane. anybody else

Justin you fucking fuck

mentally, I'm here

it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z

Don't need you guys. I have 💯 friend

The Onion is fucking ruthless

Brassica xkcd.com/2827

It's so fucked up that there is so much unfathomable beauty in this world and I have to know what a credit score is

same, same, same