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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 20m

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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 3h

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

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Yair Wallach @yairwallach.bsky.social · 2h

Hey Microsoft, before you transform humanity with artificial general intelligence, can you just get the search to work on Outlook?

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 9h

It was so hot

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Eliška @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social · 9h

Josie plays framed.wtf every day. While we were on vacation this past weekend, she showed this screenshot to me and I immediately was like "2012, that's from 2012" and she put it in and I was right. Still flying high off that, lol. My love and knowledge of dogshit film is UNMATCHED.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h

I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 11h

I like to think that Dewey Cox, in his discography somewhere, has an absolute banger surf-rock Halloween song.

a man wearing sunglasses is singing into a microphone with the words guilty as charged below him .

ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is singing into a microphone with the words guilty as charged below him .

media.tenor.com

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 18h

I wish I loved anything as much as Dallas loves demolishing it's architectural history.

ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19h

NEW: I wrote about Dallas City Hall. Designed by I.M. Pei, it's an incredible feat of architecture that was meant to embody progressivism and a new start after the JFK assassination. At the end of the month, city leaders could vote to tear it down: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

One of Texas' architectural masterpieces could soon face demolition

The building was designed by foundational architect I.M. Pei.

www.chron.com

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 19h

That's a great joke just left on the table

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 20h

Rare miss for an extra joke on this one.

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21h

Nancy By Ernie Bushes
October 08,1952

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE DOWNTOWN WHEN THEY SEE TONY A CLASSMATE OF THEIRS
NANCY : TONY IS SO SMART--- HE
GOT 100 IN ALL HIS SUBJECTS

P2-SLUGGO : HUH I GOT 190
P3- NANCY THAT'S SILLY ---NOBODY COULD GET SUCH MARKS
SLUGGO: I DID

P4-SLUGGO IS HOLDING UP HIS REPORT CARD
REPORT CARD
ARITH 50
GEOG 45
HIST 45
SPELL50

SLUGGO:ADD ‘EM UP

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 22h

We used to have this back in the day and it was called (I'm not joking) POOPDICKTV

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

Did you know there are a shitload of CARTOONS you can just watch FOR FREE? Nobody can stop you, but you.
pubtoons.com

Watch

Now playing over 400 hours (16+ days) of animation!

pubtoons.com

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Oh SHIT. Two birds with one stone and neither were for immigration. It was to hassle black folk and make a sizzle real about it and to help Wells Fargo out.

Fucking crazy shit.

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children

Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

southsideweekly.com

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

I really really like the change to his Kryptonian parents. I love the idea that the best part of him is the human part. That he doesn't have some "other" reason why he's so moral.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

It's so poetic that America will lawyer it's way into insolvency. It was built by evil lawyers. We've lawyered away everything good this country ever had.

You truly must dance with the one who brung you.

Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 1d

If appropriations bills are not seen as enforceable contracts, why should any Member of Congress vote to fund any part of the federal government under Donald Trump? You're voting to provide money for lawlessness. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/there-is-n...

There is no budget "deal" to be made

President Trump has so broken the constitutional framework as to make joint normal, responsible government impossible.

www.doomsdayscenario.co

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

Truly all your haters become your waiters when you sit down at the table of success

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

Why he got the chastity cage on tho

ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 1d

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

Fascists gonna be bamboo-zled

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 1d

Fascinated by this film poster I saw on Tubi for Ronin Mecha 3: Space Transformer

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⚡Bubblegum Midlife Crisis⚡ @bunnycartoon.bsky.social · 1d

BookshopOrg is having an Anti-Prime Day sale--for the next 2 days, you get FREE SHIPPING on ALL orders! A great time to order manga, comics, & books from indie bookstores. Bonus: if you're feeling generous, you can use my portal link to shop to support me, too! bookshop.org/shop/AnimeNo...

A promo image for Bookshop.org's "Anti-Prime Sale", which reads "FREE Shipping Oct 7 & 8. Support bookstores, not billionaires."

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

MFW there's a new Nuke's Top 5 video

A ghost with a screaming face and then an arrow that barely zooms into the face.

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 1d

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

When the 79th mechanized femboy division faces off with the texas national guard

Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 1d

gm

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Willemite Crater @willemite.bsky.social · 1d

My biological name cannot be pronounced by your human mouth

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 2d

The one thing that bugs me about Hell House LLC is that Hell Houses are an actual thing and they're Evangelical haunted houses that instead of ghosts and chainsaw wielding maniacs popping out have rooms showing the hell that awaits you if you have sex before marriage or get an abortion.

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J0SIE ghostly 👻 @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 1d

Almost as much of a wasted name tragedy as "They/Them"