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no one is as dumb as I appear to be
vox in a band called Pickle Bucket 🥒🪣
http://linktr.ee/picklebucket
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dr pepper is balsamic pepsi
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Just to be clear about the stuff about posting on bluesky vs twitter: I don't think I'm better than the people who post on that site. I know that I am
June 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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March 14th 2017, forums user bEatmstrJ makes a post about fully remodeling his perfectly fine looking bathroom:
June 24, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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The intellectual crime of being against massacring starving people when they crowd aid trucks, of bombing hospitals, of targeting journalists and doctors for death, killing tens of thousands of children--all in the vain hope of avoiding repercussions from the criminals behind these atrocities.
June 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
movie so good it makes you wanna redownload letterboxd
May 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.
The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy.

These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.

If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i am ready to get hurt again
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.
April 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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ICE WAS ESTABLISHED IN 2003 I'VE BEEN SMOKING WEED LONGER THAN ICE HAS BEEN AROUND WE DO NOT NEED IT IN ANY CAPACITY ABOLISH ICE IMMEDIATELY
April 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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two 🥒🪣 shows in may. both arguably the coolest thing we’ve ever done
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Next ripper coming up quick!

May 6!

@cheem.bsky.social
@picklebucket.bsky.social
@purpleambrosia.bsky.social
No Conscription League

The Southgate House Revival!
Newport, KY

Tickets! www.ticketweb.com/event/mwffbu...
April 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
two 🥒🪣 shows in may. both arguably the coolest thing we’ve ever done
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i’ve gotta be one of the few people in the country who went to both sheetz and wawa today and it was fully on accident
April 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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this being made immediately before gamergate reads like a blueprint for the hell future
2014 everybody
April 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Uhhhhhhh..... Uhhh!!! Unnnhhh!! Ohhhhhhh... oh!!!!! Ooooouuuhhhhhhhh...!!
April 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Shame on Planned Parenthood of Arizona for dropping their trans patients because of threats from Trump.

What happens when they make you stop providing abortions? Birth control? PReP? Gonna roll over then too?

These orgs complying are cowardly.
GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals.
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.

can't make this shit up man
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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some of the stuff like greenland people can say they didn’t vote for. but they very much voted for tariffs and mass deportations. i have a bottomless well of contempt for people who chose this
i think about this photo a lot
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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they are busy insider trading
The President of the United States engaged in insider trading, and laughed about it.

He is not exempt from the law.

Where the fuck is Congress?
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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On an alternate timeline, Bawls won the energy drink wars. Bush was defeated in a landslide. 9/11 was thwarted by one guarana-infused bostonite. Musk is still bald. Chinese and American leaders toast the "The Century Of Mutual Prosperity" with a chilled Bawls. It is also called the "Bawls Peace".
April 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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This is what the Israelis and their apologists call a targeted, anti-terror campaign.

This is Rafah today.
April 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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“Run the government like a business” remains a peerless indicator that you’re talking to someone who doesn’t know shit about fuck.
April 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM