Punished Roo
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Punished Roo
@jake-paul-sartre.bsky.social
The most punished and contrite (accused) Balkan War Criminal the world has ever seen. they/them. Marxist.
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If anybody wants to boost this, I'd really appreciate it:

I got banned for one mild ass post about our very special boy of the hour. No warning, no time out, just completely suspended lol

If you want to re-follow me, here I am
I swear having ND pattern recognition is a curse in book fandom communities.

People will propose the dumbest, most nonsensical fan theories but scoff at something that seems extremely obvious to you bc your brain automatically does gestalt thinking & nothing you say can convince them otherwise
September 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I know everyone is consumed with other news, but this is a big fucking deal: The Trump administration says that IUDs and the Pill are actually abortions.

Here's what USAID told the NYT about the $10m in birth control they plan to destroy.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/h...
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Love to see the influx of very normal people on this website
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What exactly does anyone hope to achieve with calls to end divisive politics, it's empty performative bullshit

People have been crying about this since 2016 and, every time, it feels like yelling at your cats to stop fighting just for them to stare at you like "lol yeah okay" before continuing
September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bro first the Mormons baptized dead Holocaust victims, and now they tell me to *log off*? Where does it end
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Why do all of these guys look like novelty caricature drawings in a restaurant. Like sir why does your hair look like a yarmulke. Why is your face 15% of your head.
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
How fucking funny would it be if it was the same frazzled boomer they accused the first time, like he's pantsed once again, held up by his collar in front of the press and the cops are like "...Wait"
NEW YORK (AP) — Trump says 'with a high degree of certainty' that suspect in Charlie Kirk killing has been caught.
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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This place is not prepared when Trump kicks it. They’re gonna have to launch a script that’ll ban all of us simultaneously. Real nuke from orbit shit.
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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he did lean to the left at the very end there, though. credit where it’s due
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
thirty one years old
September 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ewww in 30 years we're gonna have to deal with one of Kirks kids running for office like some Allessandra Mussolini shit, aren't we
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Incredible that the cops and Kash Patel confidently announced that one guy was the culprit

Like he was some boomer in a pair of jorts, standing out in the open 20ft away with no gun & they just pansted him and went full "Mission Accomplished: got 'em boys 😎"
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The arrogance here is repugnant - the idea that other countries have no right to handle their affairs & the Rule of Law only stands when the outcome is one Trump likes 🤬

Sec. Rubio threatens response to conviction of former Brazilian President Bolsonaro for plotting coup after losing 2022 election
Rubio vows US response following conviction of Brazil's Bolsonaro
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Thursday said the United States would "respond accordingly to this witch hunt" after former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was convicted of plotting a coup to remain in power after losing the 2022 election.
www.reuters.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Update: The "Trans ideology" thing is getting Crowder visited by the ATF, and the reason he thought it might be the dumbest possible combination. We are surrounded and ruled over by idiots.
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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jair bolsonaro is going to collect so many new diseases in prison
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bro I can't breathe. Oh god if it wasn't such nightmarish fash shit, I'd be like "Definitely. Have the weird chronically online nazi debatelord herb driving a chariot in a shitty Men's Warehouse suit, you should for sure do that"
Anna Paulina Lunatic is circulating a letter urging Speaker Johnson to install a statue of Charlie Kirk in the Capitol.

“To honor this legacy, we call upon you to direct that a statue of Charlie Kirk be placed in the United States Capitol.”
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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LMAO he literally said your wife was an "affirmative action hire" because black women "do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously" get a fucking grip
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gasp thats me, I'm trans friends
you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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if being 'rude' about fascists dying bothers you you are really not going to enjoy the only proven way to fight fascism
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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He was an advocate of violence against his political opponents and took positions like “the civil rights act should be repealed,” “the Jews are replacing white people,” and “Ukraine is an evil country and we should let them die.” Kirk’s entire career played a nontrivial role in getting us here.
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
@coffinfairy.bsky.social I dont know what state you live in, but have you tried applying for HEAP through social services? Or the equivalent in your area?

Like in NY you qualify for energy assistance if your utilities are 30% more than your income or if you're already on other programs like SNAP
September 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Firstly: are these not the same people who post shit like "South Park is the last bastion of edgy free speech comedy 😏"

Secondly: for sure, "any one of us", there's no difference between you--a guy who owns a pool cleaning business in North Carolina--and a very public political figure. So true.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Here's the actual quote and it's crazier than you think.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The right-wing political grifter sphere is such a hyper-competitive market, it prevents any of them from forming meaningful connections to one another. No solidarity, just rivals cutting each other off at the knees.

So when one eats shit, the mourning is all just painfully performative opportunism
dizzying how conservatives just do not give a shit about each other. the second you kick it, outrage fodder for the culture war, no connection to your death necessary. tossing your corpse at the wall to see what sticks
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM