Jake Procino 👾
@jake0-0procino.bsky.social
Jake (he/him) Economist (19-3011) in Portland (🌹) || Interests: 🎶 🥏🪴⚽️🏎️
How on god’s green earth did Dan Ryan get elected to the Portland City Council
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
How on god’s green earth did Dan Ryan get elected to the Portland City Council
My favorite part of this article is this attorney saying we need to get people off the street into shelters, but if they don’t want to use the services, they should be kicked back out onto the street. Just *chef’s kiss*. Perfectly encapsulates local politics around homelessness. Quite a good piece!
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My favorite part of this article is this attorney saying we need to get people off the street into shelters, but if they don’t want to use the services, they should be kicked back out onto the street. Just *chef’s kiss*. Perfectly encapsulates local politics around homelessness. Quite a good piece!
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Mayor Wilson pledged to end unsheltered homelessness in Portland by Dec. 1.
Today, people are still sleeping on Portland streets.
But Wilson did met one goal: He secured $$ to open his goal of 1,500 new beds. (Yet only 890 of those beds are currently open for use.)
Where we're at/what's next:
Today, people are still sleeping on Portland streets.
But Wilson did met one goal: He secured $$ to open his goal of 1,500 new beds. (Yet only 890 of those beds are currently open for use.)
Where we're at/what's next:
The state of Portland’s homelessness crisis, as mayor’s critical deadline passes
Mayor Wilson came into office with a pledge to end street sleeping by Dec. 1. Today, thousands still live outside.
www.opb.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mayor Wilson pledged to end unsheltered homelessness in Portland by Dec. 1.
Today, people are still sleeping on Portland streets.
But Wilson did met one goal: He secured $$ to open his goal of 1,500 new beds. (Yet only 890 of those beds are currently open for use.)
Where we're at/what's next:
Today, people are still sleeping on Portland streets.
But Wilson did met one goal: He secured $$ to open his goal of 1,500 new beds. (Yet only 890 of those beds are currently open for use.)
Where we're at/what's next:
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December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ole miss becomes radicalized against private aviation and its environmental impact
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ole miss becomes radicalized against private aviation and its environmental impact
Tyrod Taylor touchdown!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Tyrod Taylor touchdown!!!
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Here are all the permutations of how Lando/Max/Oscar can win the championship
redd.it/1paqf6r (by u/Lyrrh)
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
redd.it/1paqf6r (by u/Lyrrh)
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Here are all the permutations of how Lando/Max/Oscar can win the championship
redd.it/1paqf6r (by u/Lyrrh)
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
redd.it/1paqf6r (by u/Lyrrh)
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
BERGER OMG
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
BERGER OMG
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
JAYDEN SHAW OMG
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got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got a fun likely scorigami in bills-bucs. not only would 44-32 be scorigami, but just about any other score from this point would be
Gabe Davis??!!
Gabe Davis??
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gabe Davis??!!
No Shavers November is over
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No Shavers November is over
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Can’t believe Todd Bowles went for it on fourth down
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Can’t believe Todd Bowles went for it on fourth down
I love dramatic irony, it’s the best
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I love dramatic irony, it’s the best
bro slenderman balling
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
bro slenderman balling
How is this game 0-0
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How is this game 0-0
Katseye and Tate McRae should be megastars. They’ve the looks, the dance moves, the stage presence — but their music is tragically mid. Please someone help them hire some better ghostwriters 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Katseye and Tate McRae should be megastars. They’ve the looks, the dance moves, the stage presence — but their music is tragically mid. Please someone help them hire some better ghostwriters 🙏
Racing Louisville omg
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Racing Louisville omg
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you