Sage/Jake
@jaketaylor98.bsky.social
Trans, genderfluid, she/him, leftist
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
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Back to basics
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Back to basics
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months https://theonion.com/new-alabama-law-requires-women-to-leave-semen-on-lower-back-for-9-months/
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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nobody could have known except most normal people
December 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
nobody could have known except most normal people
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That's just sad
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That's just sad
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post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
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Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-boys-try-to-convince-father-that-barron-a-dei/
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jealous Trump Boys Try To Convince Father That Barron A DEI https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-boys-try-to-convince-father-that-barron-a-dei/
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Today and always:
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today and always:
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
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Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Editorial cartoonist @dennisgoris.bsky.social is exceptional.
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
Please follow and share (&credit his work).
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Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
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if you look the word "pedophile" up in the dictionary you'll find a large black square redacting someone's picture. but like, you know who it is already
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if you look the word "pedophile" up in the dictionary you'll find a large black square redacting someone's picture. but like, you know who it is already
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
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watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
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“omg you have your own crow army now haha”
they’re not “my own” anything, they are my Neighbors and union siblings 🫡✊
they’re not “my own” anything, they are my Neighbors and union siblings 🫡✊
y’all the crows in my town don’t fly away anymore when I walk up to them I- 🥹💕🐦⬛
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“omg you have your own crow army now haha”
they’re not “my own” anything, they are my Neighbors and union siblings 🫡✊
they’re not “my own” anything, they are my Neighbors and union siblings 🫡✊
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What the actual fuck? The DEADLINE was yesterday. Sure Dems, come on out and tell us how they broke the law by not releasing all the documents, redacting hundreds of pages, and adding photos of Bill Clinton that had nothing to do with Epstein. Where are the US Marshalls? The DEADLINE was yesterday.
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What the actual fuck? The DEADLINE was yesterday. Sure Dems, come on out and tell us how they broke the law by not releasing all the documents, redacting hundreds of pages, and adding photos of Bill Clinton that had nothing to do with Epstein. Where are the US Marshalls? The DEADLINE was yesterday.