I know Dane Cook has had some issues with family and stuff but buddy, there's better ways to stage a comeback.
The Lions fan in an altercation with DK Metcalf held a bizarre press conference.
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Lions fan involved in DK Metcalf altercation asks NFL star to say he never used racial slurs
The Detroit Lions fan who was involved in an altercation with Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver DK Metcalf asks for his name to be cleared.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I know Dane Cook has had some issues with family and stuff but buddy, there's better ways to stage a comeback.
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ME: The infinite universes theory means there’s a world where pants were never invented so we all just walk around naked from the waist down like a whole society of winnie the poohs
STEPHEN HAWKING: *fleeing at top speed* 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕖
STEPHEN HAWKING: *fleeing at top speed* 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕖
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ME: The infinite universes theory means there’s a world where pants were never invented so we all just walk around naked from the waist down like a whole society of winnie the poohs
STEPHEN HAWKING: *fleeing at top speed* 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕖
STEPHEN HAWKING: *fleeing at top speed* 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕞𝕖
Swearing is going to be one of the last ways we can tell if a post is really human or more AI garbage.
December 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Swearing is going to be one of the last ways we can tell if a post is really human or more AI garbage.
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If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I was in a Pluribus scenario I’d definitely try to save humanity but first I’d make the hive simulate an entire season where Justin Herbert gets competent offensive line play
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
It's weird how we have gone from, "Back then we couldn't just Google something.." to "I can't just Google something because it's all AI slop and sponsors results."
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's weird how we have gone from, "Back then we couldn't just Google something.." to "I can't just Google something because it's all AI slop and sponsors results."
These AI commercials are starting to remind me of those tablet commercials where they were trying to convince me that a stylus was a necessary accessory but couldn't demonstrate why.
December 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
These AI commercials are starting to remind me of those tablet commercials where they were trying to convince me that a stylus was a necessary accessory but couldn't demonstrate why.
Gotta have Santa at QB! Imagine him directing an offense plus, guy goes across the world. The speed!
Plus, Grinch at FS stealing presents.. Mary at WR with an immaculate reception?
Good Chrismas post, Victoria!
Plus, Grinch at FS stealing presents.. Mary at WR with an immaculate reception?
Good Chrismas post, Victoria!
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Gotta have Santa at QB! Imagine him directing an offense plus, guy goes across the world. The speed!
Plus, Grinch at FS stealing presents.. Mary at WR with an immaculate reception?
Good Chrismas post, Victoria!
Plus, Grinch at FS stealing presents.. Mary at WR with an immaculate reception?
Good Chrismas post, Victoria!
How popular do I need to be for your boyfriend to follow me back?
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How popular do I need to be for your boyfriend to follow me back?
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Don’t whish me a Merry Christmas after talking shit behind my back all year. You are Feliz Navidead to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Don’t whish me a Merry Christmas after talking shit behind my back all year. You are Feliz Navidead to me.
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No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
Wait.... Is this an option? Fuck yeah, man. Go host a show or whatever just gtfoh!
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Wait.... Is this an option? Fuck yeah, man. Go host a show or whatever just gtfoh!
What if we made it so owners pickup trucks with sun-bright headlights are forced to jack up their trucks an extra 3 feet, then they can just blind each other. Then everyone with an average and above sized penis can drive the roads in peace?
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What if we made it so owners pickup trucks with sun-bright headlights are forced to jack up their trucks an extra 3 feet, then they can just blind each other. Then everyone with an average and above sized penis can drive the roads in peace?
Is it a sign of early-onset dementia if I can't remember all the grudges against my coworkers?
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Is it a sign of early-onset dementia if I can't remember all the grudges against my coworkers?
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
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I do not want Luigi Mangione to go to prison, I want him to play the next Batman.
December 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I do not want Luigi Mangione to go to prison, I want him to play the next Batman.
Behind every great person is an insecure man in a jacked up pickup with two suns melting your eyeballs while he attempts to convince you that the term "micro-penis" is offensive and besides, he's actually average size.
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Behind every great person is an insecure man in a jacked up pickup with two suns melting your eyeballs while he attempts to convince you that the term "micro-penis" is offensive and besides, he's actually average size.
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My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
December 8, 2024 at 5:26 PM
My son asked me, 'Why does Santa smoke a pipe when smoking is bad for you?' Since I believe every question is a teaching opportunity, I sat him down and told him, 'Santa smokes because it looks cool.'
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Some of you could do with a hobby that isn't just complaining on social media
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Some of you could do with a hobby that isn't just complaining on social media
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me: *returning to a simpler time*
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
me: *returning to a simpler time*
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
a simpler time: i have a boyfriend
I don't know how Trump does it. I couldn't stand having a bunch of Yes men around all the time. How would you know if you're getting a standing ovation because you said something great or if people are just afraid you'll turn your death threat cult on them..
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I don't know how Trump does it. I couldn't stand having a bunch of Yes men around all the time. How would you know if you're getting a standing ovation because you said something great or if people are just afraid you'll turn your death threat cult on them..
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Those feels when the doctor finds out you’ve installed Doom on the heart monitor while he was out of the room
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Those feels when the doctor finds out you’ve installed Doom on the heart monitor while he was out of the room