Certified Oaf
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Nature's Cruelest mistake.
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It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.
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They wanted to kill Palestinians so bad they let all this stuff happen rather than stop or even promise to stop
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They wanted to kill Palestinians so bad they let all this stuff happen rather than stop or even promise to stop
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You would have a more accurate idea about Elon Musk's politics if the only fact you knew about him was that his grandfather was a chiropractor who chose to move from Canada to Apartheid South Africa than by reading every glossy magazine fluff profile of him ever written
February 7, 2024 at 1:07 AM
You would have a more accurate idea about Elon Musk's politics if the only fact you knew about him was that his grandfather was a chiropractor who chose to move from Canada to Apartheid South Africa than by reading every glossy magazine fluff profile of him ever written
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it literally looks exactly like the apartheid museum in Cape Town, except for different names
February 6, 2024 at 7:31 PM
it literally looks exactly like the apartheid museum in Cape Town, except for different names
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My wife and I had to return a busted piece of furniture (it came new and busted), and because we'd bought it from a smallish company we got connected to a human who solved the problem and made nice conversation.
Think of all the shareholder value they could have had instead
Think of all the shareholder value they could have had instead
February 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
My wife and I had to return a busted piece of furniture (it came new and busted), and because we'd bought it from a smallish company we got connected to a human who solved the problem and made nice conversation.
Think of all the shareholder value they could have had instead
Think of all the shareholder value they could have had instead
Ah fuck the D flat key below middle C on my keyboard is dead.
October 24, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Ah fuck the D flat key below middle C on my keyboard is dead.
Nothing like having to work on the weekend violently hung over to make you reassess your life.
October 21, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Nothing like having to work on the weekend violently hung over to make you reassess your life.
Pleasant surprise when you put long pants on for the first time in the fall and they fit better than your fat ass expected.
October 20, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Pleasant surprise when you put long pants on for the first time in the fall and they fit better than your fat ass expected.
Live look inside the house Republican conference.
October 18, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Live look inside the house Republican conference.
We've seen recent Gaza wars and thousands of hamas rocket strikes across all those wars haven't killed even a 100 Israelis. You've gotta think I'm incredibly stupid that suddenly a misfire took out a whole hospital.
October 17, 2023 at 11:06 PM
We've seen recent Gaza wars and thousands of hamas rocket strikes across all those wars haven't killed even a 100 Israelis. You've gotta think I'm incredibly stupid that suddenly a misfire took out a whole hospital.
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A really funny post 9/11 thing that happened was that the media got extremely invested in the narrative of the New York Yankees winning the world series that year symbolizing our national recovery from the attacks then they blew a save in game 7 and lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
October 16, 2023 at 4:52 AM
A really funny post 9/11 thing that happened was that the media got extremely invested in the narrative of the New York Yankees winning the world series that year symbolizing our national recovery from the attacks then they blew a save in game 7 and lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks.
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The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little
October 13, 2023 at 4:48 PM
The implied social contract between you and a cat is they get to live in your house and be gross, and you get to bother them a little
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An Israeli shell landed in a gathering of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon, killing one and leaving six others injured
Israeli shelling along Lebanon border kills 1 journalist, wounds 6
An Israeli shell has landed in a gathering of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon, killing one and leaving six injured.
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October 13, 2023 at 4:50 PM
An Israeli shell landed in a gathering of international journalists covering clashes on the border in south Lebanon, killing one and leaving six others injured
Peace will only come to the mid east when Adult Swim releases Rick's drunk rant on Israel from Rick and Morty.
October 13, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Peace will only come to the mid east when Adult Swim releases Rick's drunk rant on Israel from Rick and Morty.
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I will never get over Japan’s response to its first major assassination in 60 years: “hey, maybe the guy with a makeshift gun has a point?”
Japan’s government will ask court to revoke legal status of Unification Church
Japan’s government will ask court to revoke legal status of Unification Church
Japan’s government says it will ask a court to revoke the legal status of the Unification Church after former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s assassination raised questions about the group’s fundraising and recruitment tactics.
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October 13, 2023 at 1:33 AM
I will never get over Japan’s response to its first major assassination in 60 years: “hey, maybe the guy with a makeshift gun has a point?”
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it's been a while since anyone tried something like this so nikki haley should claim she has a secret presidential plan to solve the israel/palestine conflict (it's just also bombing syria)
October 12, 2023 at 10:28 PM
it's been a while since anyone tried something like this so nikki haley should claim she has a secret presidential plan to solve the israel/palestine conflict (it's just also bombing syria)
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I've had a lot of thoughts about the events in Israel and Palestine over the last few days, and tried to boil some of them down here: theracket.news/p/the-iron-w...
The iron wall failed
There has been so much written and said about Hamas’ attack on Israel and the steadily escalating war on Gaza (some good, some really dumb) that it feels almost gratuitous to weigh in on the most re...
theracket.news
October 11, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I've had a lot of thoughts about the events in Israel and Palestine over the last few days, and tried to boil some of them down here: theracket.news/p/the-iron-w...
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I think it's nice he's still paying tribute to his old pal John McCain
October 12, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I think it's nice he's still paying tribute to his old pal John McCain
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it looks like you're struggling to reconcile with your powerlessness in a world out of your control. would you like to yell at some college kids you might be able to get in trouble?
October 12, 2023 at 12:34 PM
it looks like you're struggling to reconcile with your powerlessness in a world out of your control. would you like to yell at some college kids you might be able to get in trouble?
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If Twitter dies maybe the journalist brain thing of "I saw someone say x on Twitter so x is a serious and concerning trend I must write an article about" will die too
October 11, 2023 at 11:05 PM
If Twitter dies maybe the journalist brain thing of "I saw someone say x on Twitter so x is a serious and concerning trend I must write an article about" will die too
My demands are simple: I will only buy Barbasol shaving cream again when they make the cans look like the embryo stealing one from jurassic park.
October 11, 2023 at 11:30 PM
My demands are simple: I will only buy Barbasol shaving cream again when they make the cans look like the embryo stealing one from jurassic park.
I've learned the zoomers only have two political ideologies, gay or nazi.
July 28, 2023 at 11:51 PM
I've learned the zoomers only have two political ideologies, gay or nazi.