Chris
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Here it comes, folks. We need to be ready.
President threatens to deploy the Insurrection Act against Minnesota.
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Here it comes, folks. We need to be ready.
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The one thing authoritarian leaders usually have going for them is the general apathy of the majority when they make a move solely against a marginal group in society.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The one thing authoritarian leaders usually have going for them is the general apathy of the majority when they make a move solely against a marginal group in society.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
But when they occupy an entire city with clumsy, brutal force, that just forces everyone out of that apathy.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
Noem: We have not deported military veterans.
Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Hey, remind me what happened after the Roaring 20s?
Dancers at Trump’s Halloween party as people begin losing food stamps under his administration
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey, remind me what happened after the Roaring 20s?
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Three examples in one 24-hour period of people threatening to use the power of the state against those holding them to account.
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These are all the same thing.
1. When ProPublica emailed questions for a profile of the chief justice of the North Carolina Supreme Court, they received a response from the communications director of the state Republican Party. He...
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October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Three examples in one 24-hour period of people threatening to use the power of the state against those holding them to account.
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If you think that professors exist as repositories of knowledge that students ask for answers, you’re missing the entire point of a college education.
We’re here to teach students how to do research, how to analyze and argue, how to think for themselves — how to find the answers on their own.
We’re here to teach students how to do research, how to analyze and argue, how to think for themselves — how to find the answers on their own.
Wow. Just wow.
"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
When Knowledge is Free, What are Professors For?
Higher Education Must Stop Competing with AI on Information and Start Teaching What Machines Can’t Do
www.forbes.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If you think that professors exist as repositories of knowledge that students ask for answers, you’re missing the entire point of a college education.
We’re here to teach students how to do research, how to analyze and argue, how to think for themselves — how to find the answers on their own.
We’re here to teach students how to do research, how to analyze and argue, how to think for themselves — how to find the answers on their own.
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Plus we already got the best Tron update we'll ever have: Wreck-It Ralph.
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Plus we already got the best Tron update we'll ever have: Wreck-It Ralph.
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Carpal tunnel syndrome:
What is that, like arthritis? Gross. Women shouldn’t be old. Try a retinol.
The feeling that a baby is falling out of your butthole:
Women shouldn’t have buttholes.
Diastasis recti:
Hit the gym, Tubby.
What is that, like arthritis? Gross. Women shouldn’t be old. Try a retinol.
The feeling that a baby is falling out of your butthole:
Women shouldn’t have buttholes.
Diastasis recti:
Hit the gym, Tubby.
The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort
“For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...
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September 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Carpal tunnel syndrome:
What is that, like arthritis? Gross. Women shouldn’t be old. Try a retinol.
The feeling that a baby is falling out of your butthole:
Women shouldn’t have buttholes.
Diastasis recti:
Hit the gym, Tubby.
What is that, like arthritis? Gross. Women shouldn’t be old. Try a retinol.
The feeling that a baby is falling out of your butthole:
Women shouldn’t have buttholes.
Diastasis recti:
Hit the gym, Tubby.
Stephen Colbert should have Jimmy Kimmel on as a guest every night for the remainder of The Late Show.
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September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Stephen Colbert should have Jimmy Kimmel on as a guest every night for the remainder of The Late Show.
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New: U.N. experts condemn deadly U.S. military strikes on civilian vessels in the Caribbean:
📣 “International law does not allow governments to simply murder alleged drug traffickers."
📣 “International law does not allow governments to simply murder alleged drug traffickers."
US war on “narco-terrorists” violates the right to life, warn UN experts after deadly vessel strike
GENEVA – UN experts* today condemned the extrajudicial execution by the United States of 11 people when it sank a civilian vessel in the Caribbean Sea on 2 September 2025, and three people on another ...
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September 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
New: U.N. experts condemn deadly U.S. military strikes on civilian vessels in the Caribbean:
📣 “International law does not allow governments to simply murder alleged drug traffickers."
📣 “International law does not allow governments to simply murder alleged drug traffickers."
Since the humans in this country have failed so horribly, maybe A.I. can help stop gun violence…
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Since the humans in this country have failed so horribly, maybe A.I. can help stop gun violence…
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To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
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"Occupied territory is occupied territory, even though it be found in that New World which the Europeans conquered, & it is axiomatic, in occupied territory, that any act of resistance, even though it be executed by a child, be answered at once, & with the full weight of the occupying forces."
A Report from Occupied Territory
These things happen, in all our Harlems, every single day. If we ignore this fact, and our common responsibility to change this fact, we are sealing our doom.
www.thenation.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Occupied territory is occupied territory, even though it be found in that New World which the Europeans conquered, & it is axiomatic, in occupied territory, that any act of resistance, even though it be executed by a child, be answered at once, & with the full weight of the occupying forces."
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Steve Martin turns 80 years old today. In 2007, Martin wrote an essay for The New Yorker in which he was unusually candid about the early years of his career, and his struggles to figure out what he wanted his act—and his life—to be. Revisit his piece.
How Steve Martin Found Out What Funny Is
From 2007: Over the three years I worked at the Bird Cage theatre, I strung together everything I knew: some comedy juggling, a few standard magic routines, a couple of banjo songs, and some very old ...
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August 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Steve Martin turns 80 years old today. In 2007, Martin wrote an essay for The New Yorker in which he was unusually candid about the early years of his career, and his struggles to figure out what he wanted his act—and his life—to be. Revisit his piece.
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"We’ll be the first to admit that our initial rollout was anything but smooth. How could it have been? Peace isn’t something prepackaged that you can order online and unbox. It’s something you have to take from someone else."
Our Plan for Peace Was Simple: Kill Everyone
We didn’t always have a straightforward strategy for peacekeeping. Our top brass spent day and night working it out. We ordered lunch for the offic...
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August 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"We’ll be the first to admit that our initial rollout was anything but smooth. How could it have been? Peace isn’t something prepackaged that you can order online and unbox. It’s something you have to take from someone else."
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We’ve already been over this. I’ve got the degrees, the credentials, and the receipts. If you’re looking for “low IQ,” try looking in the mirror—or at your own Cabinet. (2/2)
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
We’ve already been over this. I’ve got the degrees, the credentials, and the receipts. If you’re looking for “low IQ,” try looking in the mirror—or at your own Cabinet. (2/2)
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Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
I don’t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. I’m not disappearing.
I’ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
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"We offer a significant discount to senior citizens (95+) via our mobile app. Download the app, connect the account to your Insta, solve three CAPTCHAs, and select which tickets you’d like on the seating map (on which we’ve disabled the ability to zoom)."
We Are Excited to Offer These Affordable Broadway Ticket Options
We in the theater world acknowledge that tickets to Broadway shows have become far too expensive. Thanks in part to A-listers pursuing the coveted ...
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July 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"We offer a significant discount to senior citizens (95+) via our mobile app. Download the app, connect the account to your Insta, solve three CAPTCHAs, and select which tickets you’d like on the seating map (on which we’ve disabled the ability to zoom)."