JCtheBird
@jcthebird.bsky.social
I'm a millennial, no exact age to be given. As TMBG once said, I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea if by random whim one occurs to me.
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I'm really sick of cutesified explanations as to why someone is a fucking fascist.
Is Trump not well right now? Cool, he was a fascist before. It's got nothing to do with that. Is Stephen Miller bald? Y'all, shut the fuck up. His fascism is unrelated to his hair.
Is Trump not well right now? Cool, he was a fascist before. It's got nothing to do with that. Is Stephen Miller bald? Y'all, shut the fuck up. His fascism is unrelated to his hair.
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'm really sick of cutesified explanations as to why someone is a fucking fascist.
Is Trump not well right now? Cool, he was a fascist before. It's got nothing to do with that. Is Stephen Miller bald? Y'all, shut the fuck up. His fascism is unrelated to his hair.
Is Trump not well right now? Cool, he was a fascist before. It's got nothing to do with that. Is Stephen Miller bald? Y'all, shut the fuck up. His fascism is unrelated to his hair.
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Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!
Yesterday: Oh boy, my Superman DVD library hold came in, I can't wait to watch!
Today: *everything is so much worse than we thought it could be*
Today: *everything is so much worse than we thought it could be*
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Yesterday: Oh boy, my Superman DVD library hold came in, I can't wait to watch!
Today: *everything is so much worse than we thought it could be*
Today: *everything is so much worse than we thought it could be*
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Caracas and the surrounding area are the size of Philadelphia. We just took out a major city and international hub on a whim. Those poor people
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Caracas and the surrounding area are the size of Philadelphia. We just took out a major city and international hub on a whim. Those poor people
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Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Can't help but feel like this is one of the reasons why the Constitution says If a dude in office does an insurrection, don't let that motherfucker hold office again
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
Bc clearly they cannot be trusted with power & control over the levers of government, & they do not care about democratic constraints
I have this one, I love it, go buy yourself a fidget hex.
We love a good fidget toy, and these fidget hexes are both beautiful and satisfying to play with. This one is even reversible: one side is mostly black with hints of a pastel rainbow, the other side is mostly rainbow with hints of black!
thebrokencircle.etsy...
thebrokencircle.etsy...
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have this one, I love it, go buy yourself a fidget hex.
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We wish you a Merychippus, and a happy New Year! This Miocene, three-toed horse hopes everyone has a safe and cozy holiday season. 🐴🎄
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
We wish you a Merychippus, and a happy New Year! This Miocene, three-toed horse hopes everyone has a safe and cozy holiday season. 🐴🎄
Pigeon sweater! Pigeon sweater!
@rosemarymosco.com a jeopardy contestant today is wearing a pigeon sweater!
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Pigeon sweater! Pigeon sweater!
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✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
✨ Steal the Look: Resplendent Quetzal
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
🔴 Holiday party incoming, and the party doesn't start ‘til I fly in.
🎄 Happy Holidaying from the ABC team!
Learn more in our bird library:
bit.ly/44z4Yen
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Make sure everyone at your job understands this
December 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Make sure everyone at your job understands this
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Happy Solstice ❄️
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Happy Solstice ❄️
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you can cheer when the rats flee the ship, but you do not need to invite the rats over to your ship. the rats are icky. let those fuckers swim
our emotional & practical survival over the next year is going to depend on us developing the emotional depth to say "hahaha fuck yeah, shit has gotten so bad that even [terrible person] is trying to save themselves" without being like "so they're not terrible anymore, maybe?"
You do not in fact gotta hand it to Mitt Binders Full of Women Romney!!!
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
you can cheer when the rats flee the ship, but you do not need to invite the rats over to your ship. the rats are icky. let those fuckers swim
I guess I'm trying this because I am the hell not putting my info into what theyre turning into an ""AI browser"" like it's not just a "steal your bank account information" machine.
step 1: download waterfox (waterfox.net)
step 2: log-in with your mozilla account
step 3: hit "sync", import all settings from Firefox
step 4: proceed as normal
reasoning: www.waterfox.com/blog/no-ai-h...
step 2: log-in with your mozilla account
step 3: hit "sync", import all settings from Firefox
step 4: proceed as normal
reasoning: www.waterfox.com/blog/no-ai-h...
No AI* Here - A Response to Mozilla's Next Chapter - Waterfox Blog
Mozilla's pivot to AI first browsing raises fundamental questions about what a browser should be. Waterfox won't include them. The browser's job is to serve you, not think for you.
www.waterfox.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I guess I'm trying this because I am the hell not putting my info into what theyre turning into an ""AI browser"" like it's not just a "steal your bank account information" machine.
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I swear to fucking god mozilla, *everyone hates this idea*. Do NOT succumb to The Fear & the Monetization Disease. You don't need to have a "modern AI browser", at all, ever. You need to be th comany that respects user privacy, meaningful consent, & choice; the one w/ The Browser That Fucking Works
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I swear to fucking god mozilla, *everyone hates this idea*. Do NOT succumb to The Fear & the Monetization Disease. You don't need to have a "modern AI browser", at all, ever. You need to be th comany that respects user privacy, meaningful consent, & choice; the one w/ The Browser That Fucking Works
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Canada geese. Day 16 #ArtAdventCalendar
We heard some flying over last night. The kittens watching from the windows were bewildered :) #NatureArt #WildlifeArt #birds #migration
We heard some flying over last night. The kittens watching from the windows were bewildered :) #NatureArt #WildlifeArt #birds #migration
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Canada geese. Day 16 #ArtAdventCalendar
We heard some flying over last night. The kittens watching from the windows were bewildered :) #NatureArt #WildlifeArt #birds #migration
We heard some flying over last night. The kittens watching from the windows were bewildered :) #NatureArt #WildlifeArt #birds #migration
This is fantastic, I know it's a joke, but also, the knee-jerk cringe I crunged at seeing HF on that label.
The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is fantastic, I know it's a joke, but also, the knee-jerk cringe I crunged at seeing HF on that label.
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com Can I just say I am enjoying how each turtle I have received in a fidget package has been increasingly purple? First one, I was like "Hey, [coworker], I know you like purple and sea turtles, want a turtle? "Yes!" and now there is a small army or purple desk turtles :)
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com Can I just say I am enjoying how each turtle I have received in a fidget package has been increasingly purple? First one, I was like "Hey, [coworker], I know you like purple and sea turtles, want a turtle? "Yes!" and now there is a small army or purple desk turtles :)
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Day 3 of #ArtAdventCalendar: It's always hard to find the perfect tree-topper, but I think I've done it! #wildlife
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Day 3 of #ArtAdventCalendar: It's always hard to find the perfect tree-topper, but I think I've done it! #wildlife
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They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They're also responsible for one of the best emails I've ever received, when the college office sent out a plea for sightings of Professor Biscuit while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was a cat...(I won't comment on how often a similar email might have gone out about human Professors...)
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And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And, also, if you run a business that regularly purchases shipping supplies: ULINE is run by some of the worst people on Earth. Get your boxes and tape elsewhere.
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velöcicheëp
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
velöcicheëp
Ok, so there's no official polls on here, but I want an opinion from people who may never end up reading the fic I'm writing right now. Should I keep its alternate timeline ending similar in flavor to the source material, or make it extra depressing in an "everyone dies and I mean *everyone*" way?
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Ok, so there's no official polls on here, but I want an opinion from people who may never end up reading the fic I'm writing right now. Should I keep its alternate timeline ending similar in flavor to the source material, or make it extra depressing in an "everyone dies and I mean *everyone*" way?
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We were almost out of skittles and sam's doesn't have the big tub I used to get anymore so I was trying to order more skittles online and I think I mathed wrong....
and anyway I think I have like 14 pounds of skittles now
and anyway I think I have like 14 pounds of skittles now
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We were almost out of skittles and sam's doesn't have the big tub I used to get anymore so I was trying to order more skittles online and I think I mathed wrong....
and anyway I think I have like 14 pounds of skittles now
and anyway I think I have like 14 pounds of skittles now
