<snerk> Had to defrost the big freezer so figured I'd get an updated inventory count because we suck at keeping it accurate. Used a voice recorder app to do it, and let it transcribe for me. Fucking thing censored me!!!
"Partial bag [of] really tiny a** tater. I mean, fish sticks."
Rude.
"Partial bag [of] really tiny a** tater. I mean, fish sticks."
Rude.
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
<snerk> Had to defrost the big freezer so figured I'd get an updated inventory count because we suck at keeping it accurate. Used a voice recorder app to do it, and let it transcribe for me. Fucking thing censored me!!!
"Partial bag [of] really tiny a** tater. I mean, fish sticks."
Rude.
"Partial bag [of] really tiny a** tater. I mean, fish sticks."
Rude.
@sqlrob.bsky.social Dave Kellett's been spying on you again!
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October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
@sqlrob.bsky.social Dave Kellett's been spying on you again!
Great. My vet is using AI.
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Great. My vet is using AI.
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Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.
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He was humiliated on No Kings Day, so he bombed a country to self-soothe.
June 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He was humiliated on No Kings Day, so he bombed a country to self-soothe.
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I still get pissed off a good ten times a day that some 20-year-old little shit in Pennsylvania couldn't be fucked to go to the range a couple more times.
February 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I still get pissed off a good ten times a day that some 20-year-old little shit in Pennsylvania couldn't be fucked to go to the range a couple more times.
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BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 AM
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.
That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
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December 12, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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/30s/50s *cough*fallout*cough*
Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
/30s/50s *cough*fallout*cough*
Morning #earworm - Oh Shenandoah youtu.be/khxx3sCVhtE?...
Shenandoah | Tennessee Ernie Ford | March 9, 1961
YouTube video by Tennessee Ernie Ford TV
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October 15, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Morning #earworm - Oh Shenandoah youtu.be/khxx3sCVhtE?...
Morning #earworm - Stevie Wonder "Sir Duke" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFv...
October 12, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Morning #earworm - Stevie Wonder "Sir Duke" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFv...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,646,914!
'Bout the halfway point. I'm ok with that.
'Bout the halfway point. I'm ok with that.
September 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,646,914!
'Bout the halfway point. I'm ok with that.
'Bout the halfway point. I'm ok with that.
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if i really wanted to watch two old men argue I'd watch these guys
June 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
if i really wanted to watch two old men argue I'd watch these guys
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Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
New Covid Shots Recommended for Americans 6 Months and Older This Fall
As the virus continues to mutate, scientific advisers to the C.D.C. are urging Americans to roll up their sleeves again for annual vaccinations.
www.nytimes.com
June 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...
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Ugh... I don't want 365, I want Office. I don't want to save to OneDrive, I want to save to my SSD. I don't want Co-pilot.
Why is Microsoft so insistent on ruining their products to push their vision of the future?
Why is Microsoft so insistent on ruining their products to push their vision of the future?
June 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Ugh... I don't want 365, I want Office. I don't want to save to OneDrive, I want to save to my SSD. I don't want Co-pilot.
Why is Microsoft so insistent on ruining their products to push their vision of the future?
Why is Microsoft so insistent on ruining their products to push their vision of the future?
Many mistakes were made tonight. Most of them involving dairy.
June 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Many mistakes were made tonight. Most of them involving dairy.
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“I before E except for when your weird foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters”
June 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
“I before E except for when your weird foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters”
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“I’ll miss this place,” the graduating senior says.
“You’ll see it again.” I smile. “In dreams, whenever you have anxiety. It won’t be exactly the same… That’s why you’ll be lost. And late for class. Then you’ll realize you haven’t attended all year. There’s a test.”
“Wh—“
“You haven’t studied.”
“You’ll see it again.” I smile. “In dreams, whenever you have anxiety. It won’t be exactly the same… That’s why you’ll be lost. And late for class. Then you’ll realize you haven’t attended all year. There’s a test.”
“Wh—“
“You haven’t studied.”
June 1, 2024 at 1:56 AM
“I’ll miss this place,” the graduating senior says.
“You’ll see it again.” I smile. “In dreams, whenever you have anxiety. It won’t be exactly the same… That’s why you’ll be lost. And late for class. Then you’ll realize you haven’t attended all year. There’s a test.”
“Wh—“
“You haven’t studied.”
“You’ll see it again.” I smile. “In dreams, whenever you have anxiety. It won’t be exactly the same… That’s why you’ll be lost. And late for class. Then you’ll realize you haven’t attended all year. There’s a test.”
“Wh—“
“You haven’t studied.”
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Live your life in a way that the entire champagne industry doesn't get a windfall the day you're finally convicted of something.
May 31, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Live your life in a way that the entire champagne industry doesn't get a windfall the day you're finally convicted of something.
This is my 17 year old orange girl Fred. She's intently watching out the back window. ❤️
May 31, 2024 at 3:44 AM
This is my 17 year old orange girl Fred. She's intently watching out the back window. ❤️
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Happy Covfefe Day to all and to all a good night!
May 31, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Happy Covfefe Day to all and to all a good night!