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@jessicadolph.bsky.social
I like to make things. Mostly jewelry. Seattle, WA
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Quick reminder: Donald Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Imagine you had millions of people in your life who ignored everything you ever said but would show up once a year and make a huge deal about your birthday, claiming they were your biggest fans.

Crazy, right?

Anyway…Merry Christmas.
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.

This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!

Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Seriously. They literally can’t do one thing right.
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you haven’t already, get the fuck out of X.
And what doesn't get mentioned in this piece: this will almost certainly push and promote more right-wing garbage into everyone's feed as a result.
Brace for another wave of x refuges
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Holy shit.
CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tariff…shelf?? Huh.
Trump: "Recently they said they found billions of dollars. And they couldn't understand -- I said, 'check the tariff shelf.' And they come in the next hour and they say, 'Sir, you're right, it was from the tariffs.'"
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism.

I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Some of us are like "this song is nice" and some of us are like "the use of the word 'green' is a reference to a comment left on an Audrey Hobart IG post by Conan Grey in 2023 where if you read it in reverse the first letters of the first four words are S-E-R-P which is obviously
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
YES!!!
🗣️THIS is the message!!

Brava, Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social!!
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Does the vat of 80 different vaccines lead into the giant spigot that lets water flow down?
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Portland is was a GEM
Every date should come with a polygraphic debrief. From S4E1 of Portlandia
September 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Can you spot the difference? One photo is Tom Homan, the other is random meat scraps…
September 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.
September 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fucking tasteless
September 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Checking in on this
September 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The shot came from inside the diseased house of MAGA.
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Weird how MAGA went from “they must pay!” to “we must pray!” the minute they found out it was a white dude.
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM