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Tell me spirit, what has not been done? I’ll rush out and do it!

Or are we doing it now?
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they say when you get cancelled all your past bangers flash before your eyes
August 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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me as a therapist: that sucks
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I want politics to be about a better everyday life.

Here's what that can look like:
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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March 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?
February 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Me: I like my wine like I like my women
Sommelier: haha, well then allow me to recomm-
Me: [closing wine menu] big titty wine pls
January 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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When I look at the Bills' offensive line and imagine what the Bears could be
January 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We aren't so different, you and I.
January 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I somehow have the Sunday scaries on a Friday evening
January 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.
January 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Might consider devoting a significant amount of resources to traveling back in time to prevent the straws going in the food bag policy. Kindly do the humane thing and include them in the drink holder while we wait for the food.
December 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Maybe we should move back to instilling the Christmas spirit by assuming the audience watching Christmas cartoons is tripping? youtu.be/1cC3uXGn1f4?...
Santa Claus is Comin' To Town - My World is Beginning Today
YouTube video by MothraJong
youtu.be
December 18, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”
December 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Is it over the top to point a desktop fan at an office neighbor who won’t stop coughing? Iron dome these germs
December 5, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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Response to coups by elected leaders:

- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens

- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics

- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
December 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
always chasing that feeling of hearing The War on Drugs album Lost in the Dream for the first time. And the second time. And again today. Please somebody make this album again. Not you Ryan Adams.
December 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Really can't believe how many people out there clearly grew up rooting for the villains in Disney movies.
December 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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I know I should quit eating Thanksgiving leftovers…

But I can't quit cold turkey.
November 30, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Hard to articulate to kids today what it was like watching Chapelle drop the black blind white supremacist S1E1
November 30, 2024 at 3:32 AM