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has strong bones
Pinned
ruh roh
the little 7.5 oz cans of soda are the perfect size
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
finished death stranding
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the naked fight in borat
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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i wonder is openai was like “we will pay you $2 billion to say you will invest $1 billion to keep our grift afloat another 6 months”
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the part of master chief’s suit that jacks him off
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GOOD FRIEND THE SUN? WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE SUN?
solstice can’t come soon enough
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
let’s hear it for alaska
yo vermont, everything ok?
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
it owns that everything is getting more tedious and worse
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
what a shitshow… man…
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
cat
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
honestly hysterical how shit notepad and file explorer are in windows 11
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
hot honey feels like a prank by the food industry
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
she’s so cool
Blown the fuck out
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I do not want to create an account with a username and password to order ahead a sushi bowl online. I want to pay via ApplePay and if that’s not an option, I want to check out as a guest. We do not need to Become Financially Entwined for this sushi bowl transaction.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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May 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
me near the end of a 10k
Elite graphic.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Once again reiterating: I will never vote for Gavin Newsom, in any election, primary or general.
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i want to mention for anyone who doesn't know yet that the instructor in this case is trans
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Booty had me like
Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
strong pelvic floor, don’t have a good second half to this joke ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM