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A stunning detail the ICE chief shared in this hearing that was supposed to be a brag, except it isn't: ICE has arrested 379,000 people between Jan. 2025-Jan. 2026 -- but only 8,700 were suspected gang members or known suspected terrorists.

That's 2%! www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...
Congresswoman Uses Simple Math To Show How Broken ICE Is
www.huffpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Yes the entire theme was about unification
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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GOD IS REAL
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Important news for all the Halloumi Heads - it’s Halloumi’s birthday www.instagram.com/reel/DUjGamw...
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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I saw someone make the joke yesterday that Kid Rock is the nickname for Epstein Island.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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This is a really fucking weird way to say "christofascist death cult spreads vaccine-preventable baby killing disease at their rally where they're all carrying signs showing huge fake pictures of chopped up dead babies"
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work!

I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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"Horseshoe Theory" is the theory that horses need shoes. It's controversial because most animals don't wear shoes.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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What I love about that six word Hemingway story, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is that in those few words we instantly grasp the sadness of what it is trying to tell us: the baby was so freakishly massive when it was born that it could never wear the shoes its parents had bought for it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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My 8y/o [looking at my RTS Cyclonus with Maketoys MTMTE upgrade]: why is his horn broken?

Me: because in the story this look is from, he was damaged saving his boyfriend from getting hurt

My 8y/o: why is his sword broken?

Me: because Maketoys make their packaging too tight
February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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May 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...
A screenshot from a video posted on Trump's Truth Social account: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 AM