King Cunt
@jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social
Lorna / D
34🌧PNW🌧
Kids + cops DNI🔞
Fae + Mutant ⨂
Pisces ♓️
White trash witch🔮
Queen of Wands 🪄
Mother to Toji Fushipurro
Goth Daddy to you all
Patron Saint of Pussy Blood 🩸
Renowned hater of Makima, Palm & Cyclops
Cash.me/$witchbaby
Venmo: @babygrotesque
34🌧PNW🌧
Kids + cops DNI🔞
Fae + Mutant ⨂
Pisces ♓️
White trash witch🔮
Queen of Wands 🪄
Mother to Toji Fushipurro
Goth Daddy to you all
Patron Saint of Pussy Blood 🩸
Renowned hater of Makima, Palm & Cyclops
Cash.me/$witchbaby
Venmo: @babygrotesque
Pinned
King Cunt
@jiraiyasslampiece.bsky.social
· Jul 13
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN SHIBUYA
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honestly i really need at least this much over the next few days or i'll get behind again. and i really REALLYYYY need more time to rest and to take better care of myself
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
i'm to this point again and finding it hard to shake off these feelings so it would be really cool if somebody sent me $500 tonight so i could take care of some needs and then take care of myself for a change
idk.. just a thought
idk.. just a thought
it warms my heart to log in and see y'all pulling for me today 🥹
i have some updates but idk ii can hang with how down i feel tbh
anyways if i get $100 todsy i'll be okay for another night
thanks y'all
i have some updates but idk ii can hang with how down i feel tbh
anyways if i get $100 todsy i'll be okay for another night
thanks y'all
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
honestly i really need at least this much over the next few days or i'll get behind again. and i really REALLYYYY need more time to rest and to take better care of myself
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
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$205/$540 is great and if i get halfway tonight i will kiss the person who makes that happen on the mouth for 5 seconds
honestly i really need at least this much over the next few days or i'll get behind again. and i really REALLYYYY need more time to rest and to take better care of myself
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
$100 groceries
👇PRONTO ASAP ‼️
$240 hotel (3 days)
$100 ubers n oopsies
$100 self care
links in bio 🔗
thanks y'all 🙏
i'm to this point again and finding it hard to shake off these feelings so it would be really cool if somebody sent me $500 tonight so i could take care of some needs and then take care of myself for a change
idk.. just a thought
idk.. just a thought
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
$205/$540 is great and if i get halfway tonight i will kiss the person who makes that happen on the mouth for 5 seconds
If i have never farted in your presence, we haven't spent enough time in the same room or I might not like you that much
To be fair
I do not always announce it so you might be thinking "I've never heard it. Therefore..." But no. It happened.
You'll just have to wonder
To be fair
I do not always announce it so you might be thinking "I've never heard it. Therefore..." But no. It happened.
You'll just have to wonder
February 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
If i have never farted in your presence, we haven't spent enough time in the same room or I might not like you that much
To be fair
I do not always announce it so you might be thinking "I've never heard it. Therefore..." But no. It happened.
You'll just have to wonder
To be fair
I do not always announce it so you might be thinking "I've never heard it. Therefore..." But no. It happened.
You'll just have to wonder
"Why are the hot ones always crazy?"
...equivalent exchange
This is the answer I'm using from now on
...equivalent exchange
This is the answer I'm using from now on
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
"Why are the hot ones always crazy?"
...equivalent exchange
This is the answer I'm using from now on
...equivalent exchange
This is the answer I'm using from now on
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I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I think collectively, we at least partially wanted the child at the Super Bowl to be Liam because the little boy on stage looked happy and healthy and our hearts want so badly to think these children can somehow magically recover from the evils our government is doing.
Ya boi is EXHAUSTED and still waiting on the washing machine to finish its fuckin job
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Ya boi is EXHAUSTED and still waiting on the washing machine to finish its fuckin job
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I‘m really more of a discontent creator.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I‘m really more of a discontent creator.
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"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
- William Shakespeare
- William Shakespeare
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
- William Shakespeare
- William Shakespeare
Bro what
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Bro what
This whole getting and being up early thing got me wanting to throw tantrums
What do MEAN I have to leave soon, to be there by 8, to leave at 1, to go to a full 8 hour shift, come home, and do it all again tomorrow (6 hours shift tho)
I want to be potato!!!
What do MEAN I have to leave soon, to be there by 8, to leave at 1, to go to a full 8 hour shift, come home, and do it all again tomorrow (6 hours shift tho)
I want to be potato!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This whole getting and being up early thing got me wanting to throw tantrums
What do MEAN I have to leave soon, to be there by 8, to leave at 1, to go to a full 8 hour shift, come home, and do it all again tomorrow (6 hours shift tho)
I want to be potato!!!
What do MEAN I have to leave soon, to be there by 8, to leave at 1, to go to a full 8 hour shift, come home, and do it all again tomorrow (6 hours shift tho)
I want to be potato!!!
Traitor ass polar bears
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Traitor ass polar bears
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Absolutely amazed that we live in an era when social media watchers are the first sign of the next big scandal.
Jay-Z has wiped his Instagram. Beyonce has lost 10 million followers. The NFL and Apple Music unfollowed Jay-Z on socials. So has his mother-in-law and Rhianna.
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Absolutely amazed that we live in an era when social media watchers are the first sign of the next big scandal.
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Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Of course, his full name is Badagar Bunnyagon
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This is the only Seahawk I care about
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is the only Seahawk I care about
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"Boutte included" like it's a combo meal of butts
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Boutte included" like it's a combo meal of butts
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what the fuck are these ads
February 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
what the fuck are these ads
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Millennials, meanwhile, are the lyrical generation. We grew up dissecting song lyrics, defining our existences with each daily playlist. You won’t catch a millennial sleeping on this shit. 🧐
This week a whole bunch of Gen X and Gen Z magas belatedly discovered that Rage Against The Machine, Tommy Lee and Green Day are anti-establishment and pretty hardcore anti-fascist, which would have been perfectly obvious the whole time had they taken two seconds to think about it lol.
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Millennials, meanwhile, are the lyrical generation. We grew up dissecting song lyrics, defining our existences with each daily playlist. You won’t catch a millennial sleeping on this shit. 🧐
And I'm eating all your food
while many of you are likely yelling “go patriots” or “go seahawks!” i’m yelling “go robert mueller and the rule of law!”
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
And I'm eating all your food
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sorry for making things weird (derogatory)
i was just trying to be weird (complimentary)
i was just trying to be weird (complimentary)
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
sorry for making things weird (derogatory)
i was just trying to be weird (complimentary)
i was just trying to be weird (complimentary)
"Why are millennials like that?"
Mtn Dew, Jackass and all the Pixy Stix we snorted
Mtn Dew, Jackass and all the Pixy Stix we snorted
🖊️"Why are millennials like that"
We are the children of Hideo Kojima's prophecies, all too aware that we have no savior coming to stop the unhinged AIs unleashed by the up-until-now hidden billionaire pedophile string pullers at the tippy top of modern society, but at least we can laugh about it
We are the children of Hideo Kojima's prophecies, all too aware that we have no savior coming to stop the unhinged AIs unleashed by the up-until-now hidden billionaire pedophile string pullers at the tippy top of modern society, but at least we can laugh about it
"Why are Millennials like that?"
Leaded-gas exhaust fried our parents' brains, and we're the first generation in about 70 years to experience the full emotional range.
Also the self esteem movement probably had an effect.
Leaded-gas exhaust fried our parents' brains, and we're the first generation in about 70 years to experience the full emotional range.
Also the self esteem movement probably had an effect.
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
"Why are millennials like that?"
Mtn Dew, Jackass and all the Pixy Stix we snorted
Mtn Dew, Jackass and all the Pixy Stix we snorted
Yall did NOT just ignore the law of equivalent exchange
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Yall did NOT just ignore the law of equivalent exchange
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as batshit insane as things are here at the end of the world I absolutely did not have “alchemy proven possible” on my 2026 bingo card
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
as batshit insane as things are here at the end of the world I absolutely did not have “alchemy proven possible” on my 2026 bingo card
Help I'm a teenage boy growing up in the early aughts (I can't stop calling things gay)
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Help I'm a teenage boy growing up in the early aughts (I can't stop calling things gay)
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anyone who's ever had their cock sucked would never use that as an insult
lmao
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
anyone who's ever had their cock sucked would never use that as an insult
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ahah! No licking when I'm scissoring, that's naughty!"
"Ahah! No licking when I'm scissoring, that's naughty!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“So I told you, again, a bad thing would happen and you’re surprised the bad thing happened?”
“So I told you, again, a bad thing would happen and you’re surprised the bad thing happened?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It’s in the syllabus.”
Tied with:
“<heavy sigh> Let me see what I can do.”
"It’s in the syllabus.”
Tied with:
“<heavy sigh> Let me see what I can do.”
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Ahah! No licking when I'm scissoring, that's naughty!"
"Ahah! No licking when I'm scissoring, that's naughty!"