Heh. Just found a trick in Silksong (the Sands of Karak timed ascent) where deliberately falling into a damage zone makes things so much easier.
(I’m sure speedrunners have long since figured it out, but they also won’t go there)
Of course, I found it by screwing up the easy descent
(I’m sure speedrunners have long since figured it out, but they also won’t go there)
Of course, I found it by screwing up the easy descent
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Heh. Just found a trick in Silksong (the Sands of Karak timed ascent) where deliberately falling into a damage zone makes things so much easier.
(I’m sure speedrunners have long since figured it out, but they also won’t go there)
Of course, I found it by screwing up the easy descent
(I’m sure speedrunners have long since figured it out, but they also won’t go there)
Of course, I found it by screwing up the easy descent
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I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
One Night in Bangkok but it's a 16th century chanson
YouTube video by Jonasquin
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I love the fucking internet, part 972964386: "One Night In Bangkok" arranged and performed as a 16th century chanson. youtu.be/i3jHv0GZB9U?...
1-5: New Yerk Yankees is the correct name of the team.
I think my favorite part is the Darth Maul bats
I think my favorite part is the Darth Maul bats
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
1-5: New Yerk Yankees is the correct name of the team.
I think my favorite part is the Darth Maul bats
I think my favorite part is the Darth Maul bats
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HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
December 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin
DETECTIVE:
ME: are you getting apricot notes
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my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my name is cow
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
and wen its nite
and when a star
is shiyning brite
and three wise men
give me the nod
i walk up close
I lik the God
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I have now seen it and I have to say the hallmark of this era for me is that I expect the worse from him at all times, just the worst humanity has to offer, but I am never capable of anticipating the weird and inhuman way he will choose to be the worst.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I have now seen it and I have to say the hallmark of this era for me is that I expect the worse from him at all times, just the worst humanity has to offer, but I am never capable of anticipating the weird and inhuman way he will choose to be the worst.
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Let's make this easier:
This is Spinal Tap 🎸: HBO
The Sure Thing 🕶️: Not streaming?! Boo hiss!
Stand By Me 🛤️: Netflix
The Princess Bride ⚔️: Disney, Hulu
When Harry Met Sally 🥪: Starz
Misery 🔨: rental
A Few Good Men 🫡: rental
The American President 🌹: rental
Ghosts of Mississippi 🧑⚖️: kanopy
This is Spinal Tap 🎸: HBO
The Sure Thing 🕶️: Not streaming?! Boo hiss!
Stand By Me 🛤️: Netflix
The Princess Bride ⚔️: Disney, Hulu
When Harry Met Sally 🥪: Starz
Misery 🔨: rental
A Few Good Men 🫡: rental
The American President 🌹: rental
Ghosts of Mississippi 🧑⚖️: kanopy
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Let's make this easier:
This is Spinal Tap 🎸: HBO
The Sure Thing 🕶️: Not streaming?! Boo hiss!
Stand By Me 🛤️: Netflix
The Princess Bride ⚔️: Disney, Hulu
When Harry Met Sally 🥪: Starz
Misery 🔨: rental
A Few Good Men 🫡: rental
The American President 🌹: rental
Ghosts of Mississippi 🧑⚖️: kanopy
This is Spinal Tap 🎸: HBO
The Sure Thing 🕶️: Not streaming?! Boo hiss!
Stand By Me 🛤️: Netflix
The Princess Bride ⚔️: Disney, Hulu
When Harry Met Sally 🥪: Starz
Misery 🔨: rental
A Few Good Men 🫡: rental
The American President 🌹: rental
Ghosts of Mississippi 🧑⚖️: kanopy
I just have to say, having completed it: fuck you team cherry
Got to say that, while I’m enjoying Silksong*, Mount Fay is perhaps the most bullshit I’ve ever dealt with in a video game
* I do have criticisms
* I do have criticisms
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I just have to say, having completed it: fuck you team cherry
Got to say that, while I’m enjoying Silksong*, Mount Fay is perhaps the most bullshit I’ve ever dealt with in a video game
* I do have criticisms
* I do have criticisms
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Got to say that, while I’m enjoying Silksong*, Mount Fay is perhaps the most bullshit I’ve ever dealt with in a video game
* I do have criticisms
* I do have criticisms
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Oh shit, I found the Dire Straits recorder guy's Instagram, and he has TONS of these bangers!
www.instagram.com/phillipflute...
www.instagram.com/phillipflute...
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh shit, I found the Dire Straits recorder guy's Instagram, and he has TONS of these bangers!
www.instagram.com/phillipflute...
www.instagram.com/phillipflute...
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Did RFK tell her that commas cause some disease?
(Content warning: a plethora of incredibly bad metaphors)
(Content warning: a plethora of incredibly bad metaphors)
Like, really, read this passage.
This is so many words, all gesturing toward Donald Trump, saying nothing at all.
If you enjoy substance-free politics, then it’s probably quite evocative. (So. Much. Imagery!)
But it’s 2025. We don’t get the luxury of pretending politics is substance-free.
This is so many words, all gesturing toward Donald Trump, saying nothing at all.
If you enjoy substance-free politics, then it’s probably quite evocative. (So. Much. Imagery!)
But it’s 2025. We don’t get the luxury of pretending politics is substance-free.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Did RFK tell her that commas cause some disease?
(Content warning: a plethora of incredibly bad metaphors)
(Content warning: a plethora of incredibly bad metaphors)
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When the stock market crashed later that year, Groucho Marx lost a quarter million dollars.
He later joked that he would have lost more, but that was all the money he had.
He later joked that he would have lost more, but that was all the money he had.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When the stock market crashed later that year, Groucho Marx lost a quarter million dollars.
He later joked that he would have lost more, but that was all the money he had.
He later joked that he would have lost more, but that was all the money he had.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Now that’s what I call enshittification
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Now that’s what I call enshittification
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Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social it’s time for my second-most anticipated annual thread: Cats in Christmas Trees (and Battling Menorahs). Starting off strong with Donut.
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These pedestrians are way too deferential
I’m not even saying they should do anything to it. But the sidewalk is theirs. Make it maneuver around you
I’m not even saying they should do anything to it. But the sidewalk is theirs. Make it maneuver around you
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
These pedestrians are way too deferential
I’m not even saying they should do anything to it. But the sidewalk is theirs. Make it maneuver around you
I’m not even saying they should do anything to it. But the sidewalk is theirs. Make it maneuver around you
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-initiat...
theonion.com/gang-initiat...
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-initiat...
theonion.com/gang-initiat...
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
Our terms of service are raising a lot of questions already answered by our terms of service
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Our terms of service are raising a lot of questions already answered by our terms of service
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79. Boba Fett was always a chump. The first time we see him, Vader yells at him for being bad at his job, and the last time we see him (in the original trilogy), he’s knocked into a man-eating sandpit by a fully Mr. Magooed Han Solo. The funny thing about him is he’s a guy in cool armor who sucks.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
79. Boba Fett was always a chump. The first time we see him, Vader yells at him for being bad at his job, and the last time we see him (in the original trilogy), he’s knocked into a man-eating sandpit by a fully Mr. Magooed Han Solo. The funny thing about him is he’s a guy in cool armor who sucks.
Another one for the “straight up bangers said in a silly context” lists
you will not in a million years guess what this thread is about
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Another one for the “straight up bangers said in a silly context” lists
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you will not in a million years guess what this thread is about
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you will not in a million years guess what this thread is about