Jocibet
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Jocibet
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It’s grueling work, not fun, and you’ll have to live with your parents, but I swear to you, RIGHT THIS SECOND is the right time to start working on your dream. It will take years before it gets to the really fun part, but our economy will start having lots of room in about 7-8 years
I freaking love people who are just normal about things
January 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I freaking love people who are just normal about things
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The American Dialect Society's Word of the Year is SLOP!
“Slop isn’t a new word. It has moved from the pig sty, to the algorithm, and now forms newcompounds such as sloppunk, slopification, and friend slop,” Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright said. “This productivity has no end in sight.” 🧵
“Slop isn’t a new word. It has moved from the pig sty, to the algorithm, and now forms newcompounds such as sloppunk, slopification, and friend slop,” Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright said. “This productivity has no end in sight.” 🧵
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The American Dialect Society's Word of the Year is SLOP!
“Slop isn’t a new word. It has moved from the pig sty, to the algorithm, and now forms newcompounds such as sloppunk, slopification, and friend slop,” Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright said. “This productivity has no end in sight.” 🧵
“Slop isn’t a new word. It has moved from the pig sty, to the algorithm, and now forms newcompounds such as sloppunk, slopification, and friend slop,” Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright said. “This productivity has no end in sight.” 🧵
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49 cent taco day at Taco Bell got me through college.
I miss it.
I miss it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
49 cent taco day at Taco Bell got me through college.
I miss it.
I miss it.
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Five dollars used to be enough
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Five dollars used to be enough
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Sometimes being an "insider" is actually deeply embarrassing and shows you don't know shit.
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Sometimes being an "insider" is actually deeply embarrassing and shows you don't know shit.
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Wild to me how people can be rabid creationists and then turn around and use social Darwinism to justify cruelty
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Wild to me how people can be rabid creationists and then turn around and use social Darwinism to justify cruelty
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Hi! It would probably be helpful to plan something offline today. It could be a walk outside, a museum, cooking a meal, a workout, or even a nap.
Remember to breathe, eat food you enjoy, take your meds, and give yourself grace. Maybe lower your shoulders. And try not to doomscroll too much today.
Remember to breathe, eat food you enjoy, take your meds, and give yourself grace. Maybe lower your shoulders. And try not to doomscroll too much today.
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hi! It would probably be helpful to plan something offline today. It could be a walk outside, a museum, cooking a meal, a workout, or even a nap.
Remember to breathe, eat food you enjoy, take your meds, and give yourself grace. Maybe lower your shoulders. And try not to doomscroll too much today.
Remember to breathe, eat food you enjoy, take your meds, and give yourself grace. Maybe lower your shoulders. And try not to doomscroll too much today.
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Taunting is not a justification for arbitrary executions. Collective guilt is contrary to the rule of the law. Resisting the state— even if unlawful and prosecutable—doesn’t justify a death sentence. Our colonial ancestors rejected that agents of the state are absolutely immune for their wrongdoing.
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Taunting is not a justification for arbitrary executions. Collective guilt is contrary to the rule of the law. Resisting the state— even if unlawful and prosecutable—doesn’t justify a death sentence. Our colonial ancestors rejected that agents of the state are absolutely immune for their wrongdoing.
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I'm fascinated by this gender-affirming cereal. They're poisoning one of the corrupt delights of childhood, demanding male adulthood be nothing but self-denial and hollow reenactments of earlier joy, now without pleasure.
January 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I'm fascinated by this gender-affirming cereal. They're poisoning one of the corrupt delights of childhood, demanding male adulthood be nothing but self-denial and hollow reenactments of earlier joy, now without pleasure.
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Costco retirement communities, whenever they get around to it, are going to remake this country and possibly several others
Costco is co-locating housing above a new store in South LA, 800 units.
Unbelievable that we've been building malls & big box stores for, what, sixty years, and never figured this out
www.entrepreneur.com/business-new...
Unbelievable that we've been building malls & big box stores for, what, sixty years, and never figured this out
www.entrepreneur.com/business-new...
www.entrepreneur.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Costco retirement communities, whenever they get around to it, are going to remake this country and possibly several others
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My pub sing group had an emergency singalong tonight and, I’m telling you, you need to sit in a room with other people and yell the angry verses of Woody Guthrie songs. You may not realize it. But that’s what you need. That’ll fix it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
My pub sing group had an emergency singalong tonight and, I’m telling you, you need to sit in a room with other people and yell the angry verses of Woody Guthrie songs. You may not realize it. But that’s what you need. That’ll fix it.
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The federal government seceding from the union is a new one
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The federal government seceding from the union is a new one
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There’s nothing inherently wrong with the Gadsen Flag and I think right wing assholes have claimed it as their own for long enough
"guy with a don't tread on me flag dresses up as a nameless agent of state power and rains lethal force on someone who mildly inconvenienced him" is the last few decades of that flag wrapped in a single murder
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
There’s nothing inherently wrong with the Gadsen Flag and I think right wing assholes have claimed it as their own for long enough
The secret to good apple cider is a dab of orange juice and some zest (and other stuff)
January 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The secret to good apple cider is a dab of orange juice and some zest (and other stuff)
I want to live in an America where agents of the state are:
Intelligent and sensible
Are able to assess threats accurately and refuse to react emotionally
Have a good understanding of rights/laws and have the humility to understand that their gun doesn’t override the law
Might doesn’t make right
Intelligent and sensible
Are able to assess threats accurately and refuse to react emotionally
Have a good understanding of rights/laws and have the humility to understand that their gun doesn’t override the law
Might doesn’t make right
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I want to live in an America where agents of the state are:
Intelligent and sensible
Are able to assess threats accurately and refuse to react emotionally
Have a good understanding of rights/laws and have the humility to understand that their gun doesn’t override the law
Might doesn’t make right
Intelligent and sensible
Are able to assess threats accurately and refuse to react emotionally
Have a good understanding of rights/laws and have the humility to understand that their gun doesn’t override the law
Might doesn’t make right
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LISTENNNNNN! All you needed was a good top! A top to match those shoes. Bring back tops!!!
My bff gave me a going out top last week and I was so hype. We as a society need to bring tops back
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
LISTENNNNNN! All you needed was a good top! A top to match those shoes. Bring back tops!!!
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
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I have seen this photo like fifty times in my timeline and it's gorgeous yes but also it's giving me agita because she's like a centimeter from setting her own hair on fire, and I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense
January 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I have seen this photo like fifty times in my timeline and it's gorgeous yes but also it's giving me agita because she's like a centimeter from setting her own hair on fire, and I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense
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kids,
DO: stand up for your rights and your neighbors
go heavy on eyeliner
get a goth manicure for the downfall of an oppressive regime
DON'T: smoke
hold a flaming object that close to your hair
DO: stand up for your rights and your neighbors
go heavy on eyeliner
get a goth manicure for the downfall of an oppressive regime
DON'T: smoke
hold a flaming object that close to your hair
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
kids,
DO: stand up for your rights and your neighbors
go heavy on eyeliner
get a goth manicure for the downfall of an oppressive regime
DON'T: smoke
hold a flaming object that close to your hair
DO: stand up for your rights and your neighbors
go heavy on eyeliner
get a goth manicure for the downfall of an oppressive regime
DON'T: smoke
hold a flaming object that close to your hair
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Maybe this is a controversial opinion but I believe we shouldn't allow federal officers to give people contradictory orders and then shoot them in the face for disobeying contradictory orders
January 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Maybe this is a controversial opinion but I believe we shouldn't allow federal officers to give people contradictory orders and then shoot them in the face for disobeying contradictory orders
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Played in that man's face for eons.
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Played in that man's face for eons.
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No greater "skill issue" than failing to make a movie of the coolest premise ever with an Oscar winner
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
No greater "skill issue" than failing to make a movie of the coolest premise ever with an Oscar winner
God damnit
Marvel Reportedly Shelves “Blade” Film
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
www.darkhorizons.com/marvel-repor...
January 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
God damnit
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If RFK Jr. is gonna make us all sick the least he can do is make it so we can get the good Sudafed over the counter again.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If RFK Jr. is gonna make us all sick the least he can do is make it so we can get the good Sudafed over the counter again.