Joelschmoel
Joelschmoel
@joelschmoel.bsky.social
Mild mannered janitor
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Ireland: a proper country.
Ireland announces scheme to provide basic income for artists
The Basic Income for Artists (BIA) project is believed to be the first permanent one of its kind in the world.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bluesky crisp hivemind, what are we saying?
February 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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To think i trusted that Robert Jenrick.
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
OK, there might be a few rotten eggs, but let’s not tar the whole pogrom with the same brush.
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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my resolution for 2026 is to live to see man-made horrors just within my comprehension
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Private Eye.
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
August 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No you can’t borrow my vinyl copy of Idi Amin speeches.
August 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The peanut butter’s at the acceptance stage of the break up.
July 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The boy’s new business idea - calpol, but without the paracetamol. Just so its an option for dessert, mid-afternoon snack etc.
July 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Melania and Grimes tonight.
a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
Alt: a woman in a pink sweater sits on a couch in front of a picture on the wall
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ll just leave this here
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Bruce Springsteen just opened his European tour in Manchester with a powerful message about how things are going back home 🔥
May 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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So pleased we’ve identified foreign carehome workers who do the toughest jobs for fuck all money as the big problem with the country. Was worried it might be someone else.
May 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve heard he’s turning Four Seasons Total Landscaping into a prison.
May 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fat, bald middle aged men shouting ‘PRESSURE!!’ from the side of the pitch at a kids football match. Grim.
May 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“Whatever you find weird about a new medium will become its signature. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it.” Brian Eno
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Tomorrow’s World really did not prepare me for how massively shit living in the future is
April 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me defending the decision to buy yet another guitar
Sen. Ossoff on the Signal group chat: "Director Ratcliffe, this was a huge mistake, correct?"

Ratcliffe: "No."
March 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
youtu.be/8Fj9O77jMKs?... This never gets old
Terry Wogan's Secret Pirate Radio slot - Drum n Bass 03/03/2012
YouTube video by tiredrich
youtu.be
March 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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The problem with capitalism is you eventually run out of air traffic controllers
February 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM