Pezzly
@joepezzula.bsky.social
Husband, father, writer, cat person, pun admirer.
I almost just spit up while burping I am a grown man
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I almost just spit up while burping I am a grown man
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When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.
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The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."
Trump administration: "Penis."
Trump administration: "Penis."
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Best-case scenario: The Oscars get to be themselves. No length worries, the honorary awards start streaming, things loosen up. Worst case: This is a desperate attempt to youthify, and the result will look like
a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard
Alt: the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Best-case scenario: The Oscars get to be themselves. No length worries, the honorary awards start streaming, things loosen up. Worst case: This is a desperate attempt to youthify, and the result will look like
trump is a pathetic, sad person. Just a shame stain on this country.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
trump is a pathetic, sad person. Just a shame stain on this country.
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If you give multiple interviews to Vanity Fair and don’t know whether or not you are on or off the record - then you are not qualified to be a chief of staff.
Speaking as a chief of staff.
Speaking as a chief of staff.
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you give multiple interviews to Vanity Fair and don’t know whether or not you are on or off the record - then you are not qualified to be a chief of staff.
Speaking as a chief of staff.
Speaking as a chief of staff.
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First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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2/2 … with how Rob Reiner responded to the death of Charlie Kirk:
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
2/2 … with how Rob Reiner responded to the death of Charlie Kirk:
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President Trump’s truth social post about the death of the Reiners stands in stark contrast… 1/2
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
President Trump’s truth social post about the death of the Reiners stands in stark contrast… 1/2
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On Rob Reiner, the guy who made that film you love. It was only after I filed that I realised what united Reiner's movies: he was interested in character, in people. And he liked them. I think that comes out in this Goldman line about Good Will Hunting. thecritic.co.uk/than...
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
On Rob Reiner, the guy who made that film you love. It was only after I filed that I realised what united Reiner's movies: he was interested in character, in people. And he liked them. I think that comes out in this Goldman line about Good Will Hunting. thecritic.co.uk/than...
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
PLURIBUS is about parenthood.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
PLURIBUS is about parenthood.
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He doesn’t know what hoax means
Trump on affordability: "The word they use is a hoax because they're the ones that caused the problem. It's a hoax."
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He doesn’t know what hoax means
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
Mikey Day is an under-appreciated performer on SNL.
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mikey Day is an under-appreciated performer on SNL.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
+22 R fell to +8 R after less than a year. Also, deep red is deep red because Dems ignore and don’t do a lot of campaigning. Turn out turns out when you put in the steps.
Deep red is really more purple than we give credit.
Deep red is really more purple than we give credit.
Here are results and maps from the 2025 Tennessee Seventh District special election.
Tennessee Seventh Congressional District Special Election Results 2025: Behn vs. Van Epps
Get live results and maps from the 2025 Tennessee congressional special election.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
+22 R fell to +8 R after less than a year. Also, deep red is deep red because Dems ignore and don’t do a lot of campaigning. Turn out turns out when you put in the steps.
Deep red is really more purple than we give credit.
Deep red is really more purple than we give credit.
Shameful display of racism.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Shameful display of racism.
Most clueless Speaker in recent history, two steps away from the presidency.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Most clueless Speaker in recent history, two steps away from the presidency.
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Compare with the original scene and not only can you see how they used an alternate or pre-FX version where they haven’t digitally removed the crew, you can also see how horrible the colours and the lighting looks in this new one.
youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Compare with the original scene and not only can you see how they used an alternate or pre-FX version where they haven’t digitally removed the crew, you can also see how horrible the colours and the lighting looks in this new one.
youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...