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Pezzly
@joepezzula.bsky.social
Husband, father, writer, cat person, pun admirer.
I almost just spit up while burping I am a grown man
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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The public: "We are desperate for help with the cost of living. Please do something."

Trump administration: "Penis."
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Best-case scenario: The Oscars get to be themselves. No length worries, the honorary awards start streaming, things loosen up. Worst case: This is a desperate attempt to youthify, and the result will look like
a man in a music band shirt is holding a skateboard
Alt: the "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme.
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
trump is a pathetic, sad person. Just a shame stain on this country.
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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If you give multiple interviews to Vanity Fair and don’t know whether or not you are on or off the record - then you are not qualified to be a chief of staff.

Speaking as a chief of staff.
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀

In theaters on June 12, 2026.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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2/2 … with how Rob Reiner responded to the death of Charlie Kirk:
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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President Trump’s truth social post about the death of the Reiners stands in stark contrast… 1/2
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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On Rob Reiner, the guy who made that film you love. It was only after I filed that I realised what united Reiner's movies: he was interested in character, in people. And he liked them. I think that comes out in this Goldman line about Good Will Hunting. thecritic.co.uk/than...
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
PLURIBUS is about parenthood.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
He doesn’t know what hoax means
Trump on affordability: "The word they use is a hoax because they're the ones that caused the problem. It's a hoax."
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Mikey Day is an under-appreciated performer on SNL.
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
+22 R fell to +8 R after less than a year. Also, deep red is deep red because Dems ignore and don’t do a lot of campaigning. Turn out turns out when you put in the steps.

Deep red is really more purple than we give credit.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Shameful display of racism.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Most clueless Speaker in recent history, two steps away from the presidency.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Compare with the original scene and not only can you see how they used an alternate or pre-FX version where they haven’t digitally removed the crew, you can also see how horrible the colours and the lighting looks in this new one.

youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM