Joe Rouse
@joerouse.bsky.social
Human, writer, editor, teacher, complainer.
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Who in the hell would do this? Willingly? And get pleasure from it?
People who are broken. And dangerous. And UnAmerican.
We need to take our country back.
Now.
People who are broken. And dangerous. And UnAmerican.
We need to take our country back.
Now.
This is too much.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Who in the hell would do this? Willingly? And get pleasure from it?
People who are broken. And dangerous. And UnAmerican.
We need to take our country back.
Now.
People who are broken. And dangerous. And UnAmerican.
We need to take our country back.
Now.
“If you’re reading to find friends, you’re in deep trouble. We read to find life, in all its possibilities.”
#TCBoyle #literarybirthdays
#TCBoyle #literarybirthdays
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“If you’re reading to find friends, you’re in deep trouble. We read to find life, in all its possibilities.”
#TCBoyle #literarybirthdays
#TCBoyle #literarybirthdays
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
LOL.
Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
LOL.
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Justice was shelled out for Comey today
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Justice was shelled out for Comey today
LOL.
I was listening to a clip of some nerds from a nerd podcast talking about how half the water on our planet is older than the sun and now my brain is broken.
November 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
LOL.
Love this.
Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Love this.
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If you don't like seeing the world's worst people never brought to justice while amassing unbelievable wealth, I urge you to stop reading the news.
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you don't like seeing the world's worst people never brought to justice while amassing unbelievable wealth, I urge you to stop reading the news.
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
You know what I like about JD Vance?
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You know what I like about JD Vance?
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
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Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Megyn Kelly has a 15-year-old child living in her house. Perhaps, Child Protective Services is due to make a call.
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This you, Kristi?
October 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This you, Kristi?
Fuck yes, California!
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Fuck yes, California!
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Thank you! That's the sweetest thing to say to me. I love the sky.
Always, for you as well. ❤️🫂💋💋💋
Always, for you as well. ❤️🫂💋💋💋
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Thank you! That's the sweetest thing to say to me. I love the sky.
Always, for you as well. ❤️🫂💋💋💋
Always, for you as well. ❤️🫂💋💋💋
LOL.
Breaking: Cuomo to continue campaign, insisting "best four out of seven"
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
LOL.
He’s the biggest fake bully fraud of all time.
Punch him in the nose. He’ll fold like a lawn chair.
Punch him in the nose. He’ll fold like a lawn chair.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
He’s the biggest fake bully fraud of all time.
Punch him in the nose. He’ll fold like a lawn chair.
Punch him in the nose. He’ll fold like a lawn chair.
Fact.
Nothing motivates democrats and independents like Senile Satan and his sycophants. #Landslide
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Fact.
Is it me, or do every one of these crying assholes sound totally hammered?
Especially the first five.
Especially the first five.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is it me, or do every one of these crying assholes sound totally hammered?
Especially the first five.
Especially the first five.
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
“If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me.”
~Gertrude Stein
~Gertrude Stein
If God meant for saying mean things to be wrong, he wouldn't have made it so fun
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me.”
~Gertrude Stein
~Gertrude Stein
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The President wants to use the military to crack down on Americans who are exercising their 1st Amendment rights to oppose him. I can’t think of a better reason to insist on exercising those rights.
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The President wants to use the military to crack down on Americans who are exercising their 1st Amendment rights to oppose him. I can’t think of a better reason to insist on exercising those rights.
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The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The President of the United States thinks a test for dementia is an IQ test, and none of his sycophants will tell him he’s wrong.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.