Schmoop
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loooooook what i found lmao
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
loooooook what i found lmao
When you’re a repressed fag who just wants some butt sex, this kind of thing sounds tough.
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
When you’re a repressed fag who just wants some butt sex, this kind of thing sounds tough.
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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If you share unattributed art I will materialize in your house like a Dickensian Christmas ghost and unplug your refrigerator
December 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you share unattributed art I will materialize in your house like a Dickensian Christmas ghost and unplug your refrigerator
Do NOT piss off the June/Avatar: Fire and Ash fandom they do NOT play around 😩😤
Respond a couple more times with this trite shit dude. It'll definitely make you more correct and less of a moron!
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Do NOT piss off the June/Avatar: Fire and Ash fandom they do NOT play around 😩😤
😂😂😂😂😂
Vice President JD Vance acknowledged the controversies that dominated the Turning Point conference, but he did not define any boundaries for the conservative movement besides patriotism. n.pr/4qlRL0Q
Vance refuses to set red lines over bigotry at Turning Point USA's convention
Vice President JD Vance acknowledged the controversies that dominated the Turning Point conference, but he did not define any boundaries for the conservative movement besides patriotism.
n.pr
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
😂😂😂😂😂
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Sorry MAGA, demands for releasing the full Epstein Files are not going away. You wanted em? Let’s have em.
You’ve made the mistake of thinking everyone else’s attention span is as shot as yours. We’re not stopping.
You’ve made the mistake of thinking everyone else’s attention span is as shot as yours. We’re not stopping.
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Sorry MAGA, demands for releasing the full Epstein Files are not going away. You wanted em? Let’s have em.
You’ve made the mistake of thinking everyone else’s attention span is as shot as yours. We’re not stopping.
You’ve made the mistake of thinking everyone else’s attention span is as shot as yours. We’re not stopping.
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republicans and especially erika kirk really don’t seem to mind that charlie got killed
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
republicans and especially erika kirk really don’t seem to mind that charlie got killed
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This is a real Jake Paul quote:
"I've studied David and Goliath going into this fight," Paul told ESPN, explaining how his faith will fuel him against Joshua.
"I've studied David and Goliath going into this fight," Paul told ESPN, explaining how his faith will fuel him against Joshua.
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is a real Jake Paul quote:
"I've studied David and Goliath going into this fight," Paul told ESPN, explaining how his faith will fuel him against Joshua.
"I've studied David and Goliath going into this fight," Paul told ESPN, explaining how his faith will fuel him against Joshua.
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The DOJ’s document dump of hundreds of thousands of pages failed to comply with the law authored by Rep. Thomas Massie and me.
I explain what is missing and what the survivors and their lawyers are still expecting to be released.
I explain what is missing and what the survivors and their lawyers are still expecting to be released.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The DOJ’s document dump of hundreds of thousands of pages failed to comply with the law authored by Rep. Thomas Massie and me.
I explain what is missing and what the survivors and their lawyers are still expecting to be released.
I explain what is missing and what the survivors and their lawyers are still expecting to be released.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
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Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one
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bro has been talking like this at a minimum since before he bought twitter, and in the exact same plain language. he did nazi salutes on stage! the media entirely flattened that bush they're beating around years ago and are controlled by nazis! so is the government! quit having the same epiphany!
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
bro has been talking like this at a minimum since before he bought twitter, and in the exact same plain language. he did nazi salutes on stage! the media entirely flattened that bush they're beating around years ago and are controlled by nazis! so is the government! quit having the same epiphany!
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If you ask any of these people about this problem they'd all just claim it's leftist lunacy and Trump has never been more popular lmao.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you ask any of these people about this problem they'd all just claim it's leftist lunacy and Trump has never been more popular lmao.
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And all of this applies double in the case here, where it's not even generating text that *could* in theory get interpreted as math, it's instead generating statistically likely *pixels*, which often form text-ish *shapes* in places where text is statistically likely to appear.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And all of this applies double in the case here, where it's not even generating text that *could* in theory get interpreted as math, it's instead generating statistically likely *pixels*, which often form text-ish *shapes* in places where text is statistically likely to appear.
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Partisan messages like this violate the Hatch Act and, as nonpartisan civil servants sworn to uphold the law, we would never do this.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Partisan messages like this violate the Hatch Act and, as nonpartisan civil servants sworn to uphold the law, we would never do this.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
But conspiracy-brained people don't know we truly uphold the law, and in this case probably don't even know the law at all.
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
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Tis the season ❄️
Love this one by Pascal Campion.
Love this one by Pascal Campion.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tis the season ❄️
Love this one by Pascal Campion.
Love this one by Pascal Campion.
I hate centrists and liberals so much
so many people thought they were taking the temperature of America when they were actually marinating their brain in an artificially constructed fake reality on their phones
Let’s see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I hate centrists and liberals so much
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I spent lots of money on Harry Potter merchandise for the past 20 years. A lot of lego sets. We used to watch the series during Thanksgiving break with the kids. We stopped buying any Harry Potter merchandise and we are watching Lord of the rings and the Hobbit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I spent lots of money on Harry Potter merchandise for the past 20 years. A lot of lego sets. We used to watch the series during Thanksgiving break with the kids. We stopped buying any Harry Potter merchandise and we are watching Lord of the rings and the Hobbit.
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The thing about making art is that the only thing more maddening than making art is not making art
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The thing about making art is that the only thing more maddening than making art is not making art
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This is what soft secession looks like.
While the state could not compel private businesses to do this, it could end federal withholdings for state employees.
#RadioFreeAmerica
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
While the state could not compel private businesses to do this, it could end federal withholdings for state employees.
#RadioFreeAmerica
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
New Jersey may stop paying federal taxes under new governor
Gov.-elect Mikie Sherrill said on a podcast with Jon Stewart it's a "great idea."
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This is what soft secession looks like.
While the state could not compel private businesses to do this, it could end federal withholdings for state employees.
#RadioFreeAmerica
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
While the state could not compel private businesses to do this, it could end federal withholdings for state employees.
#RadioFreeAmerica
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...