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Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Among the newly-released Epstein files. This Justice Dept email from Jan 2020
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
'I wanted to let you know that the flight records we received yesterday reflect that Donald Trump traveled on Epstein's private jet many more times than previously has been reported"
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Working on my fan edit of The Insider where Bari Weiss is the head of CBS News. Does it make more sense for her to call Russell Crowe a leftist or an antisemite?
October 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Working on my fan edit of The Insider where Bari Weiss is the head of CBS News. Does it make more sense for her to call Russell Crowe a leftist or an antisemite?
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i'm going to keep apologizing for being white. nobody can stop me
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i'm going to keep apologizing for being white. nobody can stop me
There’s nothing wrong with America that can’t be fixed with the free exchange of ideas. Join me in 2026 for The Dipshit Hour, brought to you by Palantir and DraftKings.
CNN has a show with a similar line. That the problem with this country is we just aren’t talking to each other.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
It’s the kind of diagnosis that a toddler would land on.
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There’s nothing wrong with America that can’t be fixed with the free exchange of ideas. Join me in 2026 for The Dipshit Hour, brought to you by Palantir and DraftKings.
Okay we will give you a trillion dollars but only if you promise to think about showing us the video of the war crimes you did www.npr.org/2025/12/17/g...
Senate passes $901 billion defense bill that pushes Hegseth for boat strike video
The Senate has given final passage to the annual National Defense Authorization Act, which raises troop pay by 3.8%. It also pressures Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to provide lawmakers with video of...
www.npr.org
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Okay we will give you a trillion dollars but only if you promise to think about showing us the video of the war crimes you did www.npr.org/2025/12/17/g...
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update on ella mccay: they let you know her brother is insane by showing he has a desk with 1) computer 2) prescription bottle 3) the 1977 mcdonald's collectable drinking glass featuring captain crook, the character who was obsessed with stealing filet-o-fish sandwiches from ronald mcdonald
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December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
update on ella mccay: they let you know her brother is insane by showing he has a desk with 1) computer 2) prescription bottle 3) the 1977 mcdonald's collectable drinking glass featuring captain crook, the character who was obsessed with stealing filet-o-fish sandwiches from ronald mcdonald
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This is from a review of a rice cooker.
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is from a review of a rice cooker.
Truly some of the dumbest shit I have ever read www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
The Lost Generation
For fifteen years I’ve scalped tickets to pay the bills. But in January 2016 I almost managed a real career.
www.compactmag.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Truly some of the dumbest shit I have ever read www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
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They haven’t invented a pill that cures reaching middle age and realizing you’re a hack who produces hack shit!
www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
The Lost Generation
For fifteen years I’ve scalped tickets to pay the bills. But in January 2016 I almost managed a real career.
www.compactmag.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They haven’t invented a pill that cures reaching middle age and realizing you’re a hack who produces hack shit!
www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
www.compactmag.com/article/the-...
Mine is also Freddy Got Fingered. Went with my buddy Ben and there were only 3 other people in the theater. Hardest I’ve ever laughed for like 90 minutes, we were the only ones left at the end.
my actual answer is when i went to see the first and as far as i know only screening of freddy got fingered after its initial theatrical run at a small independent theater in jacksonville and tom green was there to do commentary. we got there close to start time and sat in the back row and
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Mine is also Freddy Got Fingered. Went with my buddy Ben and there were only 3 other people in the theater. Hardest I’ve ever laughed for like 90 minutes, we were the only ones left at the end.
I don’t want to see the 1980 US hockey team with Trump unless they’re body checking him through the glass NHL 94 style
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don’t want to see the 1980 US hockey team with Trump unless they’re body checking him through the glass NHL 94 style
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Everywhere you look there is an opening for leadership.
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everywhere you look there is an opening for leadership.
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
What an irony that the Democratic consultant-pundit class fell into a poll-following Popularist obsession at a time of such volatility
Plz let me know ur preferred vape shop for Xmas gift card giving this year
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Plz let me know ur preferred vape shop for Xmas gift card giving this year
It still blows my mind how natural and incredible this looks as you’re playing. Then it cuts to the close-ups between points and all the dudes look like cyborg draculas
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It still blows my mind how natural and incredible this looks as you’re playing. Then it cuts to the close-ups between points and all the dudes look like cyborg draculas
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I've eaten fish every day since being weaned. I obviously want to be buried at sea, so the fish can then eat me. Only fair. I was going to sign up for the navy when I was 18 so I could get a free sea burial. The recruiting officer didn't like my interest in burial at sea.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've eaten fish every day since being weaned. I obviously want to be buried at sea, so the fish can then eat me. Only fair. I was going to sign up for the navy when I was 18 so I could get a free sea burial. The recruiting officer didn't like my interest in burial at sea.
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(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
July 6, 2023 at 9:38 AM
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins?
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
(Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data.
(Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
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-Hey man, love your new shoes.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
January 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
-Hey man, love your new shoes.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
-Oh, thanks.
-What brand are they?
-These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not really familiar with this new Chotiner fight but I will be using this treasure in the replies from time to time
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"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
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Dems should promise not only to prosecute the Trump family for enriching themselves at the expense of the country but also to use the tools of government to seize the wealth they’ve illegally accrued during his presidential terms.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
Trump Organization Is Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government Real Estate Deal
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Dems should promise not only to prosecute the Trump family for enriching themselves at the expense of the country but also to use the tools of government to seize the wealth they’ve illegally accrued during his presidential terms.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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What a godforsaken humiliation it is to be American. Like the mark of Satan himself.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What a godforsaken humiliation it is to be American. Like the mark of Satan himself.