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Sharing this because it's funny.
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sharing this because it's funny.
Mid term election for president. Im in.
Trump: We never had a president hosting the awards. If I cannot beat out Jimmy Kimmel in terms of talent, I don't think I should be president.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mid term election for president. Im in.
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
@dennycarter.bsky.social I need information on Mevis! Who has Rams beat on Bluesky?
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
@dennycarter.bsky.social I need information on Mevis! Who has Rams beat on Bluesky?
For the love of gods can someone just ask if that applies to eggs? I want him on record about eggs. What came first the fall of democracy or the price of eggs?
Q: Food prices are still going up. Grocery prices are still going up. How do you respond?
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
MIKE JOHNSON: All of the economist have shown that food prices always go up. There's an inflationary level that's built in to grocery prices.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For the love of gods can someone just ask if that applies to eggs? I want him on record about eggs. What came first the fall of democracy or the price of eggs?
This is every Kicker turned QB I created in Madden, forever and always.
I am happy to inform you the Rams are bringing in Harrison Mevis, The THICCER KICKER
Tired: Big Man Ballin'
Wired: BIG MAN BOOTIN'
Tired: Big Man Ballin'
Wired: BIG MAN BOOTIN'
Rams finally bring in another kicker, sign former UFL standout
With Joshua Karty missing an NFL-high eight kicks this season, the Rams have brought in some competition by signing Harrison Mevis.
theramswire.usatoday.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This is every Kicker turned QB I created in Madden, forever and always.
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
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Not sure what he did wrong
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not sure what he did wrong
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
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C-SPAN CALLER: What is your plan to fix Obamacare?
MIKE JOHNSON: Great question. There's a lot of improvement that's needed. Obamacare did not do what was promised. We gotta fix that. In the big beautiful bill we reformed Medicaid.
MIKE JOHNSON: Great question. There's a lot of improvement that's needed. Obamacare did not do what was promised. We gotta fix that. In the big beautiful bill we reformed Medicaid.
October 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
C-SPAN CALLER: What is your plan to fix Obamacare?
MIKE JOHNSON: Great question. There's a lot of improvement that's needed. Obamacare did not do what was promised. We gotta fix that. In the big beautiful bill we reformed Medicaid.
MIKE JOHNSON: Great question. There's a lot of improvement that's needed. Obamacare did not do what was promised. We gotta fix that. In the big beautiful bill we reformed Medicaid.
She's at the ER because you denied her prenatal care!
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She's at the ER because you denied her prenatal care!
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
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Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:
"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."
"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:
"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."
"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."
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PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Leontine Cinema presents The Rage: Carrie 2 tonight @ 7:30. We have two event films tomorrow: first is Interface @ 7.
A big theater chain may have stepped down, but we stepped up for The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies featuring Bad Pedophile & Sex House.
#Cincinnati
A big theater chain may have stepped down, but we stepped up for The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies featuring Bad Pedophile & Sex House.
#Cincinnati
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Leontine Cinema presents The Rage: Carrie 2 tonight @ 7:30. We have two event films tomorrow: first is Interface @ 7.
A big theater chain may have stepped down, but we stepped up for The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies featuring Bad Pedophile & Sex House.
#Cincinnati
A big theater chain may have stepped down, but we stepped up for The Onion Presents: A Historic Cinematic Night Of Film At The Movies featuring Bad Pedophile & Sex House.
#Cincinnati
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We've sold nearly half of our seats for our single Thursday screening at 7:30. Get your tickets now #Cincinnati before it's too late! Link: www.esquiretheatre.com/movie/the-on...
September 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We've sold nearly half of our seats for our single Thursday screening at 7:30. Get your tickets now #Cincinnati before it's too late! Link: www.esquiretheatre.com/movie/the-on...
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑
After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
To be fair it's been "picking the wrong Patriots running back " since Robert Edwards
Seven trillion dollars to have a machine tell you to take the wrong Patriots running back
@dennycarter.bsky.social in our work fantasy football league a guy let chat gpt draft for him and took rahmondre Stevenson in the 5th round with trevyon Henderson still on the board
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
To be fair it's been "picking the wrong Patriots running back " since Robert Edwards
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Got interviewed by @marisakabas.bsky.social, check it out!
The extremely online former NFL punter-turned-activist on his run for office
Chris Kluwe looks to take his talents to the California Assembly
www.thehandbasket.co
August 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Got interviewed by @marisakabas.bsky.social, check it out!
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If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did.
Sound up!
Sound up!
August 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you haven’t seen this, it’s about time you did.
Sound up!
Sound up!
Us car slobs need to grab those food recipts from 2-3 years ago and post ths prices on line. You know there down there on the floorboards under the the coffee mugs and sweaty t shirts.
Even three years ago a chipotle burrito was like $7.50. The rent is too damn high, things of that nature.
The chicken burrito at Chipotle is a great barometer of how silly prices have gotten. 5 and change in 2010 and now like 12. Smaller. Clearly less quality. Price more than doubled
August 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Us car slobs need to grab those food recipts from 2-3 years ago and post ths prices on line. You know there down there on the floorboards under the the coffee mugs and sweaty t shirts.