Leslie Harvey Oswald
@johnbitchsociety.bsky.social
Some sort of goddamn commie dyke <3
she/her
@panoptinomenon on twitter
she/her
@panoptinomenon on twitter
Pinned
You want to have sex? You mean the thing that killed Nelson Rockefeller?
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alt history where jfk survived into the 2000s: “i believe we created, built and manufactured the al-qaeda movement out of whole cloth, that our policies enabled colonization, exploitation, and humiliation. the accumulation of these mistakes has jeopardized us all.”
he then endorses the iraq war
he then endorses the iraq war
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
alt history where jfk survived into the 2000s: “i believe we created, built and manufactured the al-qaeda movement out of whole cloth, that our policies enabled colonization, exploitation, and humiliation. the accumulation of these mistakes has jeopardized us all.”
he then endorses the iraq war
he then endorses the iraq war
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No one does it like him lmao
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No one does it like him lmao
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
The “office siren” aesthetic is so funny to me because it’s clear that it’s trying to go for Bayonetta, but it usually misses the mark and lands squarely in Sarah Palin territory.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The “office siren” aesthetic is so funny to me because it’s clear that it’s trying to go for Bayonetta, but it usually misses the mark and lands squarely in Sarah Palin territory.
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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everybody's like 'he would sexually assault his students' and I already *said* he taught French poetry.
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
everybody's like 'he would sexually assault his students' and I already *said* he taught French poetry.
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this actually looks pretty good on him, I would take this man's French poetry class.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
this actually looks pretty good on him, I would take this man's French poetry class.
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My new favorite insult is now going to be accusing someone of paying to read Ryan Lizza’s substack.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My new favorite insult is now going to be accusing someone of paying to read Ryan Lizza’s substack.
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throw all the bums outta office
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
throw all the bums outta office
You have to kill the middle class Irish-American couple from Massapequa in your head.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You have to kill the middle class Irish-American couple from Massapequa in your head.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Everyone watch Tanner '88 now.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Everyone watch Tanner '88 now.
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This goes so hard OMG
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This goes so hard OMG
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I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Sexy Thomas Pynchon?
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Sexy Thomas Pynchon?
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The Platner stuff is evidence that people don’t want authenticity, they want certain signifiers of what they believe authentic proletariat look like. He’s a private school graduate who volunteered to serve in an imperial expeditionary force for fun and got a Nazi tattoo, can we be real here.
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Platner stuff is evidence that people don’t want authenticity, they want certain signifiers of what they believe authentic proletariat look like. He’s a private school graduate who volunteered to serve in an imperial expeditionary force for fun and got a Nazi tattoo, can we be real here.
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The memory of Harvey Milk remains a powerful rallying point for San Francisco Democrats. But based on his polling in this exurban Arkansas jet ski dealership, they might want to reconsider. My latest for The Argument.
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The memory of Harvey Milk remains a powerful rallying point for San Francisco Democrats. But based on his polling in this exurban Arkansas jet ski dealership, they might want to reconsider. My latest for The Argument.
I’m assembling a team.
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m assembling a team.
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𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗔𝗥𝗗: What the fuck did you just fucking say / lie about me / us, you little bitch / pussy? I'll have you know I graduated / ascended top / last of my class / family in the Navy Seals / publicist, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda / Enron
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REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted “I Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
REPORT: Leader of Young Republicans Who Posted “I Love Hitler” in Group Chat Has Logged Over 5,000 Hours in Hearts of Iron IV
Future Fortnite Friday Guest Predictions:
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Future Fortnite Friday Guest Predictions:
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
• Eric Adams
• John Fetterman
• Ezra Klein
• Joe Biden
• Pope Leo XIV
• Thomas Pynchon
• Bashar al-Assad
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We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We shall retvrn to cartoons where all races of children (black, white, Asian, and wheelchair) save the rec center from being torn down by a greedy developer and get medals from a President who is obviously based on but not explicitly stated to be Bill Clinton.
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.