James Olvera
@jolvera.bsky.social
Have an appreciation for good beer, quality eats & crappy jokes.
I feel like the QuikTrip cleaning robot is intentionally getting in front of me & I'm pretty close to squaring up 👊🏽💥
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I feel like the QuikTrip cleaning robot is intentionally getting in front of me & I'm pretty close to squaring up 👊🏽💥
Pfft! This is just cocoa powder sprinkled over damn regular Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pfft! This is just cocoa powder sprinkled over damn regular Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Therapist: So, when did your anxiety start?
Me:
Me:
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Therapist: So, when did your anxiety start?
Me:
Me:
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
I might, if I happen to see them on my way back to the freezer section for free samples.
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I might, if I happen to see them on my way back to the freezer section for free samples.
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As a reminder to folks why the US is involved in helping Ukraine it was because thats what we agreed to "if" Russia did exactly what its doing now
Former US President Clinton says he got Ukraine to give up their nuclear weapons in 1994 Budapest Memorandum
And says that Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, if Ukraine still had it's nuclear weapons
And says that Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, if Ukraine still had it's nuclear weapons
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
As a reminder to folks why the US is involved in helping Ukraine it was because thats what we agreed to "if" Russia did exactly what its doing now
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Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
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Based on the Chicago Cubs baseball schedule, 40 years ago today (1985), Ferris Bueller took a day off. #80s #80smovie #ChicagoCubs #SaveFerris
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Based on the Chicago Cubs baseball schedule, 40 years ago today (1985), Ferris Bueller took a day off. #80s #80smovie #ChicagoCubs #SaveFerris
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Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth
Did not have Musk stealing Steven Miller's wife on my bingo card.
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth
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Here’s a list of President Biden’s many accomplishments. Thank you Joe. 💙🙏
May 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here’s a list of President Biden’s many accomplishments. Thank you Joe. 💙🙏
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Funny how Joe Biden has been diagnosed with cancer but I haven’t heard a dementia diagnosis yet.
May 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Funny how Joe Biden has been diagnosed with cancer but I haven’t heard a dementia diagnosis yet.
Happy Cinco de Mayo🪅🎉🪇
May 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Happy Cinco de Mayo🪅🎉🪇
It's Tidal for me
Both of these Fiona Apple albums are classics, but which one do you enjoy more?
album.ink/FAtidal
album.ink/fionaappleWTP
album.ink/FAtidal
album.ink/fionaappleWTP
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's Tidal for me
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The follow-up should've been "Why is it that as president of the United States, nobody has briefed you on an assassination attempt against a sitting governor?"
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
“Mr President, someone tried to kill the governor of Pennsylvania and his family. Your thoughts?”
Him: I just heard about it.
Next question:
“Mr. President, you just got a perfect bill of health. How do you do it?!”
What an absolute joke.
Him: I just heard about it.
Next question:
“Mr. President, you just got a perfect bill of health. How do you do it?!”
What an absolute joke.
"I just heard about it" -- Trump opined at length about the Masters while talking to reporters this morning but played completely dumb about the arson attack targeting Gov. Shapiro
April 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The follow-up should've been "Why is it that as president of the United States, nobody has briefed you on an assassination attempt against a sitting governor?"
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
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Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
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MADtv predicted 2025 and it’s hilariously and frighteningly accurate af 😭
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
MADtv predicted 2025 and it’s hilariously and frighteningly accurate af 😭
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One of the greatest interviews of all time.
March 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One of the greatest interviews of all time.
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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS SONG! She snapped while rockin' her Christina Crawford hairdo, too!🤭🔥
March 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS SONG! She snapped while rockin' her Christina Crawford hairdo, too!🤭🔥
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trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*
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Gen X thoughts: I wonder if all of the right wing fanatics who fetishize the 1984 movie Red Dawn realize that they’re now on the side of the dudes who parachuted into the schoolyard and slaughtered the community instead of, ya know, Patrick Swayze and the Wolverines 🤷♀️
February 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen X thoughts: I wonder if all of the right wing fanatics who fetishize the 1984 movie Red Dawn realize that they’re now on the side of the dudes who parachuted into the schoolyard and slaughtered the community instead of, ya know, Patrick Swayze and the Wolverines 🤷♀️