julia
@joolia415.bsky.social
a mother, a hater, and a woman, in that order.
as soon as i open the fridge my baby daughter comes to open and shut the door and yell :)
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
as soon as i open the fridge my baby daughter comes to open and shut the door and yell :)
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giving myself a gold star for this
May 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
giving myself a gold star for this
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wolf who got bit by a werewolf and now every full moon he becomes a fully nude man and tries to buy a shawarma
May 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
wolf who got bit by a werewolf and now every full moon he becomes a fully nude man and tries to buy a shawarma
taking untold psychic damage walking past my high school
April 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
taking untold psychic damage walking past my high school
my daughter is so perfect and amazing and beautiful i can’t believe she’s mine, i can’t believe she grew in my body and every part of her came from every part of me, i love her so much and im so happy to be her mom
April 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
my daughter is so perfect and amazing and beautiful i can’t believe she’s mine, i can’t believe she grew in my body and every part of her came from every part of me, i love her so much and im so happy to be her mom
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not tonight, kitten. daddy is… daddy is being rent apart by unfathomable entities
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
not tonight, kitten. daddy is… daddy is being rent apart by unfathomable entities
bought a dragonfruit with wic money today. take that conservatives
March 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
bought a dragonfruit with wic money today. take that conservatives
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
my miraculous medal broke today. seems like a portent of doom
March 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my miraculous medal broke today. seems like a portent of doom
therapy was really good!!!
March 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
therapy was really good!!!
i gave myself mullet/shag esque bangs and the amount of hair i cut means my ponytail is like half the size and it’s freaking me OUT
March 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i gave myself mullet/shag esque bangs and the amount of hair i cut means my ponytail is like half the size and it’s freaking me OUT
i’ve scheduled two virtual therapy appointments, the first one i missed bc i got the time wrong, the second wasn’t accessible on the mychart app or website??? please just let me fix my rotten fetid personality
March 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i’ve scheduled two virtual therapy appointments, the first one i missed bc i got the time wrong, the second wasn’t accessible on the mychart app or website??? please just let me fix my rotten fetid personality
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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"
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No way to tell who’ll come out on top in this cultural war of Liars versus People Who Worry About Telling Truths Too Meanly
February 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No way to tell who’ll come out on top in this cultural war of Liars versus People Who Worry About Telling Truths Too Meanly
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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
February 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier
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my biggest regret in the last decade was not doing PPP fraud
February 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
my biggest regret in the last decade was not doing PPP fraud
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What if some of us are just haters? What if that's my god given skill?
January 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What if some of us are just haters? What if that's my god given skill?
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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Heartwarming: Although everyone hates me, only 70% of people want me to die.
January 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Heartwarming: Although everyone hates me, only 70% of people want me to die.
who fucking cares
January 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
who fucking cares