Weird things happen when that CIA check hits

I mean it could also be they’re just making sure thousands of federal workers know what’ll happen if they get any funny ideas about having integrity

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

That there is what you call a “classic Bluesky comment”

So do they just keep Kathryn Bigelow in a box in the basement of the Pentagon where they stuff in slips of paper like “we need to trick ppl into loving the Pentagon”

flork youtube is now up!!

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It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

“It’s the right thing to do” Yeah that’s not really something that matters anymore sorry

Hey I know another much larger group that could benefit from this invention. Like, right next door

You might recall that in fact the secret militia with whom this Air Force staff sergeant trained plotted the killings in hopes that “leftists” would get the blame. Of course, since this was barely even reported on, no one could blame you for not knowing.

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Gurl they first did this in 500BCE

I know we got a lot going on rn but I’d like to remind everyone that also the world is literally ending relatively soon in any way that matters

I mean that tactic worked pretty splendidly for the last few fascist regimes 🤷

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

The average Duma member would have shit if they saw how much more oligarch money the 2025 US Congress gets

We are definitely all dying of drinking tap water with weird shit in it that made rich people richer

Suicide vest but it’s just the take that Alien is the only good movie in the franchise

Hey man. Hey mother fucker I’m talking to you. What the fuck is wrong with me

A world of people absolutely convinced this is gonna be the time Lucy lets Charlie Brown finally kick that football

The hemorrhoids to shrink

She’s got her finger on the very pulse of 2004

“It’s baffling why the administration would do this!”
-idiot who has never taken even a cursory glance at Project 2025, which the current administration has been using as an instruction manual since literally day one

"He might invoke the Insurrection Act." Of course he will! They're going to keep pushing people until someone hurts an officer and then pretend they have no choice, and our media will largely play along because they dont wanna be seen as anti-cop, even though this was obviously the plan all along.

I think it should be a bigger story that the administration is very publicly expressing their desire for officers to shoot Americans in the streets