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Toilet Hinckley Jr
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Gabby Schulz (he/him)
Come for the comics, leave for the takes
Possibly 18+ idk (gross?)
New comic posted every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz
Orig. art from my books:
https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
Imagine your whole country getting its visas denied just because one CIA sleeper cell got activated to push billionaire pedo sex rings out of the news cycle
US acts following White House shooting; processing of Afghan immigration requests paused.
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Somewhere rn a divorced dad who spent his mortgage on an ammunition stockpile is grinning a full-on grinch smile thinking about how he’s gonna suit up in his ICE flak jacket & go ruin some Latino kids’ life on Christmas morning
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“People used to complain about using computers. They got used to them. AI will be the same”
-guy who definitely flushed over a million dollars down the NFT toilet
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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"Computer! Idea!"
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"Computer! Do!"
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"WAIT!"
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"Masterpiece."
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"I'm a genius..."
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Finally watched Eddington. Can someone explain to me what that antifa supersoldier part was about? I need to know. Does Ari Aster / the American moviegoing public believe Soros BLM special-ops libs, like, exist
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Good luck on “finding the parties responsible” and “holding them to justice” or whatever. It seems important to you I guess
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I would wager that Bluesky users have the worst musical taste of any app. I bet even truth social or whatever has someone listening to the Cro-Mags. Anything. What about this place is so attractive to ppl still unironically all-in on the Beatles
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.

She got the joke.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The next fed chair everyone!
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bluesky means wanting to reply “🤚me” to this but not doing it bc they’d prob block u without comment
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Has anyone else had any luck not imaging a length of rebar being swung with great force into Kevin Hasset’s face every second he’s on a video screen? bc personally I haven’t had much luck in this struggle. Tips?
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Once again tis the season for every freelance artist to think they should have made calendars to sell but would have had to start drawing them like 5 months ago so maybe next year
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Idk if I'm right. Here's what I think I'm seeing:

Police are using her lawn as a staging area. She wants them off. The say she's obstructing them and they'll arrest her. She keeps repeating that it's her property and she won't let them on it without a warrant.

They stay!
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Kirakosian: We have this Border Patrol agent and he’s literally in his pajamas… he takes it upon himself to march down the street to confront these kids. And then he confronts our client and he points his loaded firearm directly at the 17-year-old…
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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She's a nurse & grandmother who had been here for 30 years

She had a work permit

She was taken when she went to her annual ICE check-in

She was shipped to Ghana, where she was dragged on the floor.

She was then shipped to Sierra Leone, from which she had fled, and *despite a court order.*
Ms. Kuyateh was one of 19 third-country nationals sent to Ghana on Nov. 6. At least 61 TCNs have been removed there since September.

Others report similar treatment. Nigerians were forced to cross into Togo w/o documents, rendering them essentially stateless

www.nbcwashington.com/investigatio...
Woman deported from Maryland shown on video being dragged in Ghana
Rabbiatu Kuyateh was detained this summer at her annual ICE check-in, her son said. She moved to the D.C. area 30 years ago as she fled civil war in Sierra Leone.
www.nbcwashington.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How about giving that Bill Cosby guy an anchor spot? Last I checked America loved him
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Definitely not an ideal time for a Red Dawn type scenario (please our people long for liberation)
Twisting military code, the Trump administration says “all orders” from the president are “lawful orders,” and troops have no right to question him. trib.al/M0jcTz3

The comments come as Hegseth weighs court-martialing a Democratic senator for his part in a video reminding troops to follow the law.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Don’t want to get my hopes up but this new Trump scarf sure is giving “headed to hospice care by January”
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Real Heterosexuality Knower Logging On
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Why do name brand pop tarts sort of burn my mouth now. Why do they look like a wound that’s been under a bandaid to long
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What’s chilling is that long as that number is above 0% it means there are multiple people out there self-describing as Latino & being like hahaaaa yeah come round me up, smash me on the ground just for existing lol I hate myself so profoundly that I genuinely approve of my government hating me too
Trump gets his worst numbers among Latinos ever, but there are signs that his approval level may fall further still.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We’re fine things aren’t breaking down. America definitely isn’t a ball of cotton candy being washed by a raccoon
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM