Jordan Kalfus
@jordankalfus.bsky.social
I'm in the getting-blocked-by-liberals business, and cousin, business is a-BOOMIN'.
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look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
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Liberals love to say "you have to vote for democrats because they're the only thing standing between us and the fascist republicans" and then get real mad whenever somebody asks one to stand between us and the fascist republicans
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Liberals love to say "you have to vote for democrats because they're the only thing standing between us and the fascist republicans" and then get real mad whenever somebody asks one to stand between us and the fascist republicans
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Hillary Clinton crafting the perfect statement to piss every person off, weaken her political standing, and be completely wrong on the merits.
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hillary Clinton crafting the perfect statement to piss every person off, weaken her political standing, and be completely wrong on the merits.
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you want to do away with the bludgeoning passersby industry? ok. so i guess you can provide new jobs for all the unemployed bludgeoners, bludgeon manufacturers AND a skyrocketing number of passersby?? dream on
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you want to do away with the bludgeoning passersby industry? ok. so i guess you can provide new jobs for all the unemployed bludgeoners, bludgeon manufacturers AND a skyrocketing number of passersby?? dream on
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Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death."
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"
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The Biden DOJ had a perfectly legal avenue to release this to the public—a response to a FOIA request. They may have even been legally obligated to produce it in response to the FOIA request. And they decided not to, to protect Donald Trump’s reputation? What?
Found the Associated Press article where the existence of this letter was first disclosed two years ago, in response to a FOIA request
It's definitely real
apnews.com/article/jeff...
It's definitely real
apnews.com/article/jeff...
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Biden DOJ had a perfectly legal avenue to release this to the public—a response to a FOIA request. They may have even been legally obligated to produce it in response to the FOIA request. And they decided not to, to protect Donald Trump’s reputation? What?
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These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
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so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
so the two notable programming moves bari weiss has made at CBS are... airing an interview nobody watched and not airing a 60 Minutes segment that everybody watched. it's like she's satirizing herself
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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The entire left is judged by the beliefs of it's most fringe and marginal online poster, while the right isn't even judged by the literal words of the president and vice president
This is NYT headline morning after JD’s grotesque hot blast of white supremacist nativism at Turning Point’s hate-fest?!
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The entire left is judged by the beliefs of it's most fringe and marginal online poster, while the right isn't even judged by the literal words of the president and vice president
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America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
America desperately needs opposition politicians running on a platform of tribunals, truth & reconciliation committees, and severe punishment for the worst offenders in this administration.
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Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Anyone who sends people to concentration camps to be tortured should be tried and, if found guilty, hanged like the Nazis they are.
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fun fact: ICE was created in 2002 with near unanimous support from congressional democrats!
April 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
fun fact: ICE was created in 2002 with near unanimous support from congressional democrats!
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No I think it actually raises answers, not questions
The Justice Department republished an image containing a photo of President Trump that it had removed from an online collection of files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The removal of the image had raised questions about whether the department was trying to shield the president.
Trump Live Updates: Deputy A.G. Says Epstein File Photo Was Not Removed Because It Showed the President
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No I think it actually raises answers, not questions
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"they're attacking their own!!!" hey what's this you're doing right now
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"they're attacking their own!!!" hey what's this you're doing right now
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I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass
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Imagine historians using AI
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine historians using AI
This whole thread is delightful
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This whole thread is delightful
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Debate also treats meaning, principles, positions, topics, etc as empty and interchangeable and essentially unimportant. Winning is the ONLY thing that matters, and you should switch up your positions to whatever achieves it. It's a deeply, deeply creepy thing to teach kids.
December 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Debate also treats meaning, principles, positions, topics, etc as empty and interchangeable and essentially unimportant. Winning is the ONLY thing that matters, and you should switch up your positions to whatever achieves it. It's a deeply, deeply creepy thing to teach kids.
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Thinking today about this sentence:
"Every $100 increase in median rent is associated with a 9 percent increase in the estimated homelessness rate, according to a 2020 report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office."
"Every $100 increase in median rent is associated with a 9 percent increase in the estimated homelessness rate, according to a 2020 report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office."
Inflation is making homelessness worse
Rising housing costs, combined with persistent inflation for basic necessities like gas and food, have left more Americans newly homeless and millions more fearing they’ll soon lose their homes.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Thinking today about this sentence:
"Every $100 increase in median rent is associated with a 9 percent increase in the estimated homelessness rate, according to a 2020 report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office."
"Every $100 increase in median rent is associated with a 9 percent increase in the estimated homelessness rate, according to a 2020 report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office."
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The American media operates on the premise that everyone is operating in good faith, which means it’s basically a cheat code to manipulate them by acting in bad faith
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The American media operates on the premise that everyone is operating in good faith, which means it’s basically a cheat code to manipulate them by acting in bad faith
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
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they had so many chances to spare us this! they could have gone after trump as aggressively as they did the foot soldiers. biden could have not run again given he was medically incapacitated. harris could have made just a handful of noises about changing course in gaza. but nope! terrible admin
Remember when Biden kept calling Trump “the former guy” like he was some irrelevant footnote instead of an ongoing threat who was actively planning his return? That worked out great.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
they had so many chances to spare us this! they could have gone after trump as aggressively as they did the foot soldiers. biden could have not run again given he was medically incapacitated. harris could have made just a handful of noises about changing course in gaza. but nope! terrible admin
Just a reminder that the most qualified presidential candidate in history picked this guy as her running mate
Happy birthday, Space Force! As a member of the Armed Services Committee, I'll keep working to support our Guardians, so they can continue defending American interests in space.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just a reminder that the most qualified presidential candidate in history picked this guy as her running mate