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Jordan Kalfus
@jordankalfus.bsky.social
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I'm in the getting-blocked-by-liberals business, and cousin, business is a-BOOMIN'.
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That’s called burying the lead
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this just drives me insane. all of this rests on the idea that out of a couple hundred people you cannot find 5 or so with a conscience or a basic sense of duty to our system of laws
Taking this earnestly: 2 SCOTUS Justices OR 3 House GOP members + 4 GOP Senators. So either 2 or 7, I guess?
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it's funny to see things like this every day, reflexively ask yourself "where is the limit," remember that "there are no limits" but then have your inner institutionalist say "but imagine if one day we do reach a limit lol"
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
Right, absolutely, but it always felt like an abstract concept. Turns out that all it takes to undo is the *literal mutual agreement of a handful of people*, which is...mind numbing to realize how shaky the foundations always were.
I was so confused as to why it would be a Soviet plane but yeah, of course. Guess he's self aware enough to get ahead of accusations
Software wise they're solid, but I'm on my fourth one over ~8 years and all have had some amount of hardware issues including all of them eventually not being able to charge via the charging port and relying on wireless charging, which is a bit insane for how much they cost
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i really hope i live to see a time where it again feels like education for its own sake is seen as a social good
Wow. Harvard nuking its PhD programs

- Science PhD admissions reduced by more than 75%
- Arts & Humanities reduced by about 60%
- Social Sciences by 50–70%
- History by 60%
- Biology by 75%
- The German department will lose all PhD seats
- Sociology from six PhD students to zero
Harvard FAS Cuts Ph.D. Seats By More Than Half Across Next Two Admissions Cycles | News | The Harvard Crimson
The Faculty of Arts and Sciences slashed the number of Ph.D. student admissions slots for the Science division by more than 75 percent and for the Arts & Humanities division by about 60 percent for th...
www.thecrimson.com
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we're like a year away from someone not being able to flush their toilet because there were too many people sexting with Claude
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
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Saturday: No Kings! Awesome vibes! This is the direction we can move in!

Today: “Dems vote to approve King’s choice for judgeship”
Dems/Ind Senators voting in favor: Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, King (I), Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, & Whitehouse.

Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis
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Yesterday two Trump-appointed judges lifted a stay on Trump sending the National Guard into Democratic cities, and today Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, and Whitehouse are giving him yet ANOTHER appointment. Totally fucking useless!
By a vote of 66-32, the #Senate invoked cloture on the nomination of Harold D. Mooty III to be US District Judge for the Northern District of Alabama.
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis

republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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The newspaper that mainstreamed Chris Rufo, Ben Shapiro, Bari Weiss, and Charlie Kirk renews its calls to meet fascists halfway:
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Every now and then I go back and read the Citizens United ruling to see if it is as unhinged as I thought, and every time I do that I see it is actually far more deranged than I remembered.

levernews.com/book
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centrist: Where do we go from here? We have to find common ground. We can't just call the other group "Nazis." At the end of the day, we're all just rich white men with podcasts.

Republican lawmaker: Welcome to Hitler Chat. I'm Hitler

Republican lawmaker 2: Hello. I am Hitler as well.
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It's really worth noting that online liberals are not liberals in the sense that they believe in the principles of liberalism. They are liberals in that they support the Democratic Party. This guarantees nothing about their beliefs, except that they hate anything deemed antagonistic to the party.
I'm not going to lie Bsky liberals at times seem genuinely to be more Islamophobic and anti-Arab than on Twitter
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couldn’t be more representative of the current media landscape that the video trump posted of him dumping his own shit on people “appeared to be” ai generated. we have to hear out both sides of this, it could be real, who’s to say
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
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these big tent arguments only ever go one way..
mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent
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I'm not going to lie Bsky liberals at times seem genuinely to be more Islamophobic and anti-Arab than on Twitter
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Nice web infrastructure you got there. Be a shame if someone bought up a third of it and then suddenly crashed without warning.
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why even write new op eds just post this one every week
I just did a jump scare and @joshgondelman.bsky.social asked me what was wrong.
Behold:
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For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite
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i do not want to "work from anywhere". i want to work in my dedicated work environment with all my dedicated work assisting tools. i do not want to send an email from the coffee shop or the park. i want to do coffee shop or park related tasks when i'm in the coffee shop or park