Jorgel “Eunie Enjoyer” Crisp
@jorgelcrisp.bsky.social
He/Him. Gremlin, Disliker of TERFS, The only Scot in the Discorb.
I talk a lot of shite and not a lot else.
I talk a lot of shite and not a lot else.
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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THEY FIRED ALL THE ACTUAL COMPETENT DEEP STATE MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WOKE
So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
THEY FIRED ALL THE ACTUAL COMPETENT DEEP STATE MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WOKE
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Donald, you are not going to believe just how hungry this caterpillar is.”
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
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SAD Season is Rapidly approaching in Scotland, Sunlight is a commodity.
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
SAD Season is Rapidly approaching in Scotland, Sunlight is a commodity.
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
It sucks that it impacts my mood like it does, But Cie la Vei
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19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you
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This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This is proof that conservative parents don't spend actual time with their kids (well, we know Graham doesn't). If they did, they'd know that there have been queer characters on Netflix (and Disney, Nickelodeon etc.) for decades. Like, they're only just discovering Dead End Paranormal Park.
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trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
trump’s numbers are tanking and there is a palpable desire in the electorate for a real alternative and yet the only money in democratic politics is for doing starmerism
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
I have been trying for years for this. It may seem a shitpost, But my hype is immeasurable
September 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I have been trying for years for this. It may seem a shitpost, But my hype is immeasurable
Music. There is a wealth of absolutely beautiful and sometimes profound music online, you just need to look for it.
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Music. There is a wealth of absolutely beautiful and sometimes profound music online, you just need to look for it.
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
Few things in the world make me happier, and That is one of the good things about being constantly online
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Good morning Bluesky !
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Good morning Bluesky !