Abby's Dad
@joshalderman.bsky.social
Nerdily truthful, unintentionally euphemistic / doorman for cats.
I just accused my cat of poor-mouthin' me.
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I just accused my cat of poor-mouthin' me.
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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There's a peace in accepting that society will only acknowledge and celebrate achievements that society itself promotes (marriage, babies, etc.) and not ones that lie along alternative life paths, like independence, or your career, or fashioning the pelts of the men you've slain into a stylish cape
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
There's a peace in accepting that society will only acknowledge and celebrate achievements that society itself promotes (marriage, babies, etc.) and not ones that lie along alternative life paths, like independence, or your career, or fashioning the pelts of the men you've slain into a stylish cape
I believe we can all live better. Maybe I'm the greater fool
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January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I believe we can all live better. Maybe I'm the greater fool
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Final of the French TV talent show.
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Final of the French TV talent show.
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the galaxy was the shittiest theater in hollywood it's so perfect
In 1995, Sandra Bullock was the first person ever to buy movie theater tickets online, in promotion for her new film THE NET.
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
the galaxy was the shittiest theater in hollywood it's so perfect
Hey America, I know you're of choosing between what feels like 2 sides of the same coin and all, but can we all just take some time and vote with a clear head? No system is gonna be perfect for everyone. But isn't "more perfect" a value we have?
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Hey America, I know you're of choosing between what feels like 2 sides of the same coin and all, but can we all just take some time and vote with a clear head? No system is gonna be perfect for everyone. But isn't "more perfect" a value we have?
The real question is how many bears were living under this house? Bear speakeasy?
This is a low key hysterical sentence:
A bear was found inside it [the cage trap] on Dec. 16, but officials said it was the wrong bear.
A bear was found inside it [the cage trap] on Dec. 16, but officials said it was the wrong bear.
January 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The real question is how many bears were living under this house? Bear speakeasy?
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why would you waste this dream
if this happened to me within 6 mos that bear is best man at my wedding
if this happened to me within 6 mos that bear is best man at my wedding
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
why would you waste this dream
if this happened to me within 6 mos that bear is best man at my wedding
if this happened to me within 6 mos that bear is best man at my wedding
Less greed and self-righteousness
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Less greed and self-righteousness
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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The real cognate of "hier" is perhaps even cooler 😁
locative *dʰgʰesi > *hezi > heri > hier
constrastive *dʰgʰesteros > *gesteraz > ġiestran > yester
and nobody agrees on where Germanic "day" comes from except its not relatde to Romance "dies", but this same root looks good for it!
locative *dʰgʰesi > *hezi > heri > hier
constrastive *dʰgʰesteros > *gesteraz > ġiestran > yester
and nobody agrees on where Germanic "day" comes from except its not relatde to Romance "dies", but this same root looks good for it!
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The real cognate of "hier" is perhaps even cooler 😁
locative *dʰgʰesi > *hezi > heri > hier
constrastive *dʰgʰesteros > *gesteraz > ġiestran > yester
and nobody agrees on where Germanic "day" comes from except its not relatde to Romance "dies", but this same root looks good for it!
locative *dʰgʰesi > *hezi > heri > hier
constrastive *dʰgʰesteros > *gesteraz > ġiestran > yester
and nobody agrees on where Germanic "day" comes from except its not relatde to Romance "dies", but this same root looks good for it!
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There have been some great videos this year, but coming in late to try and be the best it's "Hunt supporting Tory kobbling someone in the portaloo makes it fall over and gets covered in shit and piss"
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
There have been some great videos this year, but coming in late to try and be the best it's "Hunt supporting Tory kobbling someone in the portaloo makes it fall over and gets covered in shit and piss"
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I’ve started calling people at work who use ‘ai’ for notes or whatever “illiterate”
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’ve started calling people at work who use ‘ai’ for notes or whatever “illiterate”
Articulation was far more intimate when mostly communicated physically.
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Articulation was far more intimate when mostly communicated physically.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
If it's fast enough, and it's loud enough, it'll be over before they realize it's lousy - quoted in The Bass That Ate Miami c1989 (The Megatron Crushing Crew)
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If it's fast enough, and it's loud enough, it'll be over before they realize it's lousy - quoted in The Bass That Ate Miami c1989 (The Megatron Crushing Crew)
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this made me so happy
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
this made me so happy
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Scanned files from the 2005 Palm Beach police investigations include case number “1-05-000368“
If you use that search term, including the quotes, there’s a lot of data.
I WOULD NOT suggest executing that search unless you have a strong stomach
If you use that search term, including the quotes, there’s a lot of data.
I WOULD NOT suggest executing that search unless you have a strong stomach
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Scanned files from the 2005 Palm Beach police investigations include case number “1-05-000368“
If you use that search term, including the quotes, there’s a lot of data.
I WOULD NOT suggest executing that search unless you have a strong stomach
If you use that search term, including the quotes, there’s a lot of data.
I WOULD NOT suggest executing that search unless you have a strong stomach
And God spoke softly into my ears saying, "go on, eat the cheese."
"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
www.sciencealert.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
And God spoke softly into my ears saying, "go on, eat the cheese."
Fallout pays off big for franchise players.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fallout pays off big for franchise players.