Juniper Eastwood
@junipereastwood.bsky.social
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not street smart, not book smart, but a secret third thing
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
not street smart, not book smart, but a secret third thing
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My toxic trait is buying fruit out of season and being mad when it’s not good.
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My toxic trait is buying fruit out of season and being mad when it’s not good.
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no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Zoltar
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Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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Apparently, the key to longevity is being as evil as possible. No other explanation.
September 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Apparently, the key to longevity is being as evil as possible. No other explanation.
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wild how quickly we got from "people you're friends with on the computer aren't like REAL friends" all the way to "my computer and i are getting married"
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
wild how quickly we got from "people you're friends with on the computer aren't like REAL friends" all the way to "my computer and i are getting married"
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this meeting could’ve been a vulgar gesture
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
this meeting could’ve been a vulgar gesture
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My number one bedroom fantasy? Falling asleep when I try to
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My number one bedroom fantasy? Falling asleep when I try to
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I drive out of work like I’m late for what I do in my spare time.
September 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I drive out of work like I’m late for what I do in my spare time.
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why do good people go through horrible stuff but literal demons walking around us n they’re fine
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
why do good people go through horrible stuff but literal demons walking around us n they’re fine
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Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
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I can't believe the only way to get out of my job that I hate is to get another job that I hate
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can't believe the only way to get out of my job that I hate is to get another job that I hate
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They should invent a kind of awake that doesn’t only happen when you’re supposed to be sleeping
June 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
They should invent a kind of awake that doesn’t only happen when you’re supposed to be sleeping