Just A Comet
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An odd fellow who steams a good ham
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
"Skin of Evil," "Sub Rosa," and "Move Along Home" are so dumb they're amazing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Skin of Evil," "Sub Rosa," and "Move Along Home" are so dumb they're amazing.
To this day, I _still_ think about how the rulebook for Ocarina of Time stated that there were only 3 swords available in the game, one of which was the Giant's Knife. The early game foreshadows it, but then it breaks immediately.
The rulebook does NOT mention the actual best sword.
The rulebook does NOT mention the actual best sword.
Im old to enough to remember video games having rule books.
Wasnt all bad.
Wasnt all bad.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
To this day, I _still_ think about how the rulebook for Ocarina of Time stated that there were only 3 swords available in the game, one of which was the Giant's Knife. The early game foreshadows it, but then it breaks immediately.
The rulebook does NOT mention the actual best sword.
The rulebook does NOT mention the actual best sword.
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I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
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Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Couldn't remember Jon Hamm's name or the name of his character. So I made a discovery
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"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."
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If you’re a weird old man in line to have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi STAY IN LINE
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you’re a weird old man in line to have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi STAY IN LINE
TNG had “Measure of a Man,” then DS9 got “Width of a Worm”
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
TNG had “Measure of a Man,” then DS9 got “Width of a Worm”
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lol the Bob Ross that John Oliver is auctioning has already hit a million with a week to go
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
lol the Bob Ross that John Oliver is auctioning has already hit a million with a week to go
Every single linked issue is something the US has done/is doing. Beginning with "starvation" is particularly rich considering we just saw how far our government is willing to go in order to ensure that people go hungry, which was used as a bargaining chip for further collapse of the medical system.
Bret Stephens, making the case for the United States invading Venezuela: "Why hasn’t Greta Thunberg set sail to Caracas with symbolic deliveries of food?"
...No one has ever made Bret Stephens look worse than Bret Stephens. The competition is only ever for second place.
...No one has ever made Bret Stephens look worse than Bret Stephens. The competition is only ever for second place.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every single linked issue is something the US has done/is doing. Beginning with "starvation" is particularly rich considering we just saw how far our government is willing to go in order to ensure that people go hungry, which was used as a bargaining chip for further collapse of the medical system.
Remember when Kirk Cameron made a movie about how Christmas hasn't been commercialized enough?
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Remember when Kirk Cameron made a movie about how Christmas hasn't been commercialized enough?
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Is there a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry??
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Is there a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry??
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remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember when charlize theron played megyn kelly in a movie directed by the same guy who did meet the parents and we were asked to call that feminism
A post blew up, and I like to thank everyone for being normal about it, which is an unusually big ask.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A post blew up, and I like to thank everyone for being normal about it, which is an unusually big ask.
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Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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video game storytelling peaked with that bit in Metroid Prime where you can a space pirate's logbook and see "oh shit. oh SHIT Samus is somewhere on this planet"
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
video game storytelling peaked with that bit in Metroid Prime where you can a space pirate's logbook and see "oh shit. oh SHIT Samus is somewhere on this planet"
Gonna deny the terms of service three times
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gonna deny the terms of service three times