Ethan
@justeggsalad.bsky.social
NYC / I make lights turn on and off
transit, cities, cycling, baseball, climate
transit, cities, cycling, baseball, climate
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Jewish atheists: God isn’t real but that’s not my business
Christian atheists: God isn’t real and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
Christian atheists: God isn’t real and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Jewish atheists: God isn’t real but that’s not my business
Christian atheists: God isn’t real and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
Christian atheists: God isn’t real and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
August 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
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We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office!
August 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
We need this kind of fire right now! You should run for office!
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there’s nothing quite like opening the door to your hotel room for the first time is there. the gentle, calm euphoria of glimpsing this magical room you get to live in but don’t have to clean or maintain. the little thrill of seeing the bed you get to eat in without consequences
July 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
there’s nothing quite like opening the door to your hotel room for the first time is there. the gentle, calm euphoria of glimpsing this magical room you get to live in but don’t have to clean or maintain. the little thrill of seeing the bed you get to eat in without consequences
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Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
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Probably a good sign for how things are going when every day people are posting “when’s someone gonna do it?” and everyone knows exactly what they mean.
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Probably a good sign for how things are going when every day people are posting “when’s someone gonna do it?” and everyone knows exactly what they mean.
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It Happened to Me: I Shoot My Shot and Got Left on Read
February 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It Happened to Me: I Shoot My Shot and Got Left on Read
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Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every review of AI is like: This isn’t very useful and it makes it harder to do simple tasks than if I just did it myself. Riddled with errors. Can’t see anyone using this. I feel stupider having tried this. That said I believe it will soon make human cognition redundant and eradicate us all.
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I can't fully articulate how worried I am for trans people of all ages. It feels like the world doesn't care.
Politico is reporting Trump will name Dr. Ladapo of Florida to a senior spot, likely Surgeon General or Assistant HHS.
This would be a horrifying pick for trans people. He's responsible for Florida's adult trans ban, and works with SEGM/Anti-trans global movement.
He's also an ardent anti-vaxxer.
This would be a horrifying pick for trans people. He's responsible for Florida's adult trans ban, and works with SEGM/Anti-trans global movement.
He's also an ardent anti-vaxxer.
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I can't fully articulate how worried I am for trans people of all ages. It feels like the world doesn't care.
If RFK fucks with the NYC tap water and, by extension, my bagels, I’m gonna try to impress Jodie Foster
November 11, 2024 at 10:18 PM
If RFK fucks with the NYC tap water and, by extension, my bagels, I’m gonna try to impress Jodie Foster
do you think Lewis and Clark ever explored each other’s bodies?
January 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
do you think Lewis and Clark ever explored each other’s bodies?
not saying that the dark knight trilogy or the batman are bad but I miss when the villains were a little gay, like Jim Carrey was running around in spandex, where’s the flair, the showmanship?
January 7, 2024 at 10:05 PM
not saying that the dark knight trilogy or the batman are bad but I miss when the villains were a little gay, like Jim Carrey was running around in spandex, where’s the flair, the showmanship?
obsessed with this man in the library googling “should tall women go out with short men”
October 14, 2023 at 1:03 PM
obsessed with this man in the library googling “should tall women go out with short men”
At a wedding where the cake is a giant chocolate babka and this is a new non negotiable in my wedding
September 3, 2023 at 10:26 PM
At a wedding where the cake is a giant chocolate babka and this is a new non negotiable in my wedding
I feel like I’m maybe a week or two away from starting to smash mirrors off cars parked in the bike lane with my ulock
August 23, 2023 at 3:05 AM
I feel like I’m maybe a week or two away from starting to smash mirrors off cars parked in the bike lane with my ulock
new playlist dropped
August 22, 2023 at 1:13 AM
new playlist dropped
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Welcome to all the new people joining bluesky! There’s just one thing you need to know about this platform: I am universally respected on here, regarded by all with a mixture of reverence and fear. Do not incur my wrath!
August 18, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Welcome to all the new people joining bluesky! There’s just one thing you need to know about this platform: I am universally respected on here, regarded by all with a mixture of reverence and fear. Do not incur my wrath!
I have exquisite taste
August 18, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I have exquisite taste