Justin Thomas
@justinthomas.bsky.social
Made my fortune in the pog boom of ‘93 but lost it all in the beanie baby crash of ‘99.
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
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if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????
These are amazing!
August 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These are amazing!
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Embed it deep into your brain that "youths" existing in public (and you know which children and young people they do and don't mean by this) is exactly what the fascists mean by "crime," and what they have meant by "crime" for a long time.
August 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Embed it deep into your brain that "youths" existing in public (and you know which children and young people they do and don't mean by this) is exactly what the fascists mean by "crime," and what they have meant by "crime" for a long time.
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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No one made Cuomo subpoena an alleged sexual harassment victim's gynecological records or lie about COVID deaths in nursing homes. He did that all by himself.
June 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No one made Cuomo subpoena an alleged sexual harassment victim's gynecological records or lie about COVID deaths in nursing homes. He did that all by himself.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands.
Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
June 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands.
Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵
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strange that we’ve only popcorn-ed chicken and shrimp, seems like we can keep pushing those boundaries
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
strange that we’ve only popcorn-ed chicken and shrimp, seems like we can keep pushing those boundaries
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ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted
Women and children in parks
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Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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When I wake up in the morning and discover computer bought plane tickets to England for 500 five-year-olds I will just have to remind myself computer knows best
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I wake up in the morning and discover computer bought plane tickets to England for 500 five-year-olds I will just have to remind myself computer knows best
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My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
May 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
Holes hive for life!
May 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Holes hive for life!
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Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have