Justin Thomas
justinthomas.bsky.social
Justin Thomas
@justinthomas.bsky.social
Made my fortune in the pog boom of ‘93 but lost it all in the beanie baby crash of ‘99.
Umm @mgoblog.bsky.social's most recent article is about Moussa Diabate and he immediately fights half of the Pistons. Who is the SEO witch working there @mgoseth.bsky.social?
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
How I was introduced to "Messy", 12 months later, she wins a Grammy. Thanks Hank!
The #1 song in America is Bruno Mars with Lady Gaga singing a duet that I have literally never heard while Lola Young's "Messy" (the only song that exists in the whole world) is #97.
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
So sad that Tom Izzo was born 50 years too early to join ICE.
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.
January 21, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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The US should not be allowed to host any international competitions in any sport until we stop doing this. This includes the Olympics.
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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Would you folks like some pictures of some spectacular door knockers from around Italy?
January 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Happy Columbo’s Day
October 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????
September 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
These are amazing!
LOBOS TOSSING OUT HEAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
August 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Embed it deep into your brain that "youths" existing in public (and you know which children and young people they do and don't mean by this) is exactly what the fascists mean by "crime," and what they have meant by "crime" for a long time.
we need fascism because kids are doing wheelies
August 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Morning
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM